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Dani_Rich - - United States

Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML

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Anonymous - 13/06/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt… into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML

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Anonymous - 06/12/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML

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imnotcool - 16/04/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML

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Anonymous - 25/04/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML

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lance - 10/04/2010 05:00 - Australia

Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML

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wrongcar - 03/11/2009 18:00 - United States

Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML

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Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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Anonymous - - United States

Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML

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randinosaur - 13/03/2011 12:48 - United States

Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML

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ifyouonlyknew77 0

Monday 16 February 2009 15:58

In general, when I find out someone smokes, my respect for them drops. Hugely. Likely due to the fact that I've seen first hand, people I love dying because of it. Smoking to begin with is stupid. Speeding in a 25mph means you were in a residential area and likely there were kids in the neighborhood, again stupid. And finally, literring out your car window as a cop is walking up to it, stupid idea number 3. 3 Strikes and you're out. Your life is only "******" becuase of your own stupid decisions.

wtf_fml 0

Monday 16 February 2009 10:12

duhhhhhh. seriously wtf how thick can you get.

_pokeys 0

Monday 9 March 2009 4:09

Even as a smoker I can't ******* stand when people throw their butts out the window. Not all smokers are inconsiderate assholes like this guy. You deserve a third ticket for being a dumbass.

bigNblack 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:32

you a asshole

bellsy 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 12:29

#48 says it all

dudethunder 0

Monday 16 March 2009 22:32

wow....... some people are just plain dumb

strawberryswirl 0

Friday 20 March 2009 4:33

People who smoke deserve whatever they get.

gbhitmaybe 0

Friday 30 April 2010 16:50

#52, smoking is a habit of some people and smoking is of choice for some, Youre honestly a complet idiot to post something like what you just said, people do what they do for reasons, youre a douche bag. thatd be like a smoker saying, "people who dont smoke deserve what they get." show respect to get respect dick head.

shadowprometheus 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 8:08

Intelligence. I have used my ashtray once....when I was pulled over lol and **** you 52.... self-righteous dick

retoxified 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:30

I hope all of the people who have a problem with cigarettes get cancer.

h8crewdeathr0ll 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 8:50

i ******* hate pigs, go ******* stop someone who is actually hurting or putting other people in danger

signalarmywife 0

Friday 17 April 2009 4:18

My car DOESN"T have an ashtray..Its a brand new, nice, expensive car too. I'm not saying this guy was in the right, just sayin..its dumb to assume all cars have ashtrays. I'm not a smoker just fyi

welsknight 0

Friday 17 April 2009 19:45

Thank you, #30 and #56. My car has an ashtray, but it's broken and won't open. And I've been pulled over in a 25 mph zone for going 28. Some cops are just dicks. But seriously... littering in front of the cop?