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Don't overdo it, it's bad for you

sara - 13/05/2021 01:59 - Canada

Today, I have wasted so much time reading comments on this page that FML comments have become my favorite bedtime stories. FML

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Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
Celebrate with stories where tradition and humor meet for a colorful Chinese New Year. …

ayw329 - 31/01/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

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eh - 06/10/2014 19:12 - Azerbaijan - Baku

Today, my laziness reached a whole new level when I caught myself skipping the longer FML stories to read the shorter ones. FML

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sampaloompy - 08/01/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

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#LurkerForLife

- 03/08/2017 05:00

Today, I realized that my social life is so dead that the only thing I do that involves other people is read FML. I don't even participate in the comments. FML

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And yet, here you are! Congratulations!

Anonymous - 07/12/2024 08:00 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I wrote a submission to FML and I realized that I could be doing so much more with my life than this. I mean really, I have real life stuff to deal with, and I don't have the time to be reading these s*itposts, much less making my own. FML

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Anonymous - 24/12/2012 06:07 - United States - Cottonwood

Today, I found my diary on my mother's nightstand. Bookmarked. FML

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Hard disagree

Anonymous - 20/05/2023 03:00

Today, I told my therapist that I read FML for relaxation and entertainment. She asked what FML is, then told me stop reading this website, as my life is bad enough, knowing other's experiences would actually increase my level of anxiety. FML

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PSA

Anonymous - 24/10/2020 21:02 - United States - Tampa

Today, I just spent 3 hours at work reading FML posts and giggling at my desk. For the blurred out posts, I was moving my desk chair back to read what they said while squinting. I just realized I can hover the mouse and it will be clear and not blurry anymore. Now I have a headache and got in trouble with my boss. FML

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Send 'em in anyway

mega_bite - 25/08/2021 13:31 - India

Today, again I wrote out another FML. Again, I deleted it before posting. Every FML I write would seem like I'm just making stuff up, or would be so obviously me that it would just cause me grief. My life is just an endless stream of weird stuff I can't tell family or friends. FML

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Anonymous - 03/12/2010 07:02 - United States

Today, I was in the middle of enjoying a really good book while in a waiting room. Someone saw what I was reading and thought it would be cool if she leaned over and told me everything that happens. FML

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BloodDiamond96 11

Thursday 13 May 2021 8:02

I agree! I read FMLs every night before I pass out

ojoRojo 27

Thursday 13 May 2021 9:05

I do the same thing lol, I’m not ashamed

BloodDiamond96 11

Thursday 13 May 2021 8:02

I agree! I read FMLs every night before I pass out

AshWayne 10

Thursday 13 May 2021 9:57

Same. For the past 6 years

mccuish 25

Thursday 13 May 2021 8:40

I read them before bed all the time

alex_jaguara 33

Thursday 13 May 2021 9:01

At one point a few years back I've read every single FML and now I hardly find any unread.

ojoRojo 27

Thursday 13 May 2021 9:05

I do the same thing lol, I’m not ashamed

BMXDude22 12

Thursday 13 May 2021 10:02

Same.

VnD 12

Thursday 13 May 2021 10:44

Same 😂

bleachedraven 14

Thursday 13 May 2021 22:41

Same, I'm not ashamed, lol.

kittycatkelss 29

Friday 14 May 2021 5:34

Every. Single. Night. 😂

Jonkbaby 22

Friday 14 May 2021 9:00

Roses are red, violets are blue f my life, all my base belong to you

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Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. I presented her with an oil painting of her that I'd been working on for over a month, and she started to cry. I thought it was because she liked it, until she asked if she really looks that ugly and disproportionate in real life. FML

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Today, my 4 year old son excitedly asked me if he'd get to see drones at the zoo. He apparently thinks drones are living creatures. I guess I can go ahead and spend his college savings on shoes. FML

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Today, due to a spate of burglaries, I updated the security on my house. Latches, locks, gates, I was very proud of my work, because it’s impossible to get in! Then, the front door slammed in my face. FML

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Today, my future mother-in-law freaked out my very religious fiancé by telling him fornication is gonna send him to hell, because when I was with them in January we had sex every day for a month and she's still mad about it. FML

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Today, I woke up at my crazy ex-girlfriend's house, naked and disoriented. You know, the kind of crazy like we-didn't-break-up-it-was-just-a-fight-now-we-can-get-married crazy. She says everything's fine now and she's so glad we've "started our family." FML

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Today, after over a week of trying to get a hold of my doctor for a much-needed medication refill, he finally called back. Too bad my phone got unplugged and died in the middle of the night. FML

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