Dog Box Fail By FML Approved - 17/10/2017 14:30 - United States - New York Think outside the box! I agree, your life sucks 455 You deserved it 97 Share Tweet Share
Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML I agree, your life sucks 43 189 You deserved it 3 662
Today, I was on the train and a woman approached me from behind and told me that if I didn’t stop staring at her, she’d kill me slowly and painfully, then she pulled out a switchblade to support her argument. I wasn’t looking at her at all and was in fact looking in the opposite direction. FML I agree, your life sucks 629 You deserved it 91
Today, I’m a stay-at-home dad who packed my kid’s lunch while half-asleep. At pickup, my child told the teacher I packed “Daddy’s special sandwich.” Turns out I'd wrapped my own spicy tuna sandwich instead of the kid-safe peanut butter one. The teacher handed it back gently and asked if I wanted it “for later.” FML I agree, your life sucks 149 You deserved it 256
Today, I asked a girl I like to homecoming. I brought her to my house beforehand for dinner with my family. My brother asked her whether we were just friends or dating, she shouted, "Just friends!" and then starts flirting with him with me in the room. FML I agree, your life sucks 41 410 You deserved it 3 857
Today, while going through my daughter’s room, I found a pair of pants with the security tag still attached. My daughter is a thief. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 505 You deserved it 345
Today, it took me two hours to put all the kids to bed, so all I wanted to do was watch TV but my husband, who'd spent all that time asleep on the sofa, started pestering me for sex like he thought he deserved it after I'd asked him for help 3 times before just doing all the work myself. FML I agree, your life sucks 608 You deserved it 190
"Hey Ralph, check out my new box!" "Hang on Fred, I gotta bark at this idiot carrying around a box!"