Dodged some bullshit

Anonymous - 23/05/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get drinks for the first time with a guy I'd been talking to. He drank 4 drinks in the span of 30 minutes, and fell asleep at the table. I went to the bathroom before getting the check, and I came back to find he'd thrown up all over our table. Needless to say, I left without saying a word to him and deleted his number. FML
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ajh1800 25

It sucks that that happened, but it seems like you handled it more than appropriately. I would have left him with the check. Just be glad you're rid of him so you can find someone worth your time.

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smartjaguargurl 17

Dang he fell asleep and puked after only 4 drinks? Glad you dodged that bullet.

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ajh1800 25

It sucks that that happened, but it seems like you handled it more than appropriately. I would have left him with the check. Just be glad you're rid of him so you can find someone worth your time.

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smartjaguargurl 17

Dang he fell asleep and puked after only 4 drinks? Glad you dodged that bullet.

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bloopaloop 27

You must be really painful to listen to

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Not as painful as it is to read your bullshit, pal. I'm 15 bottles of absinthe deep, and it still isn't numbing the pain. Or killing me.

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RichardPencil 30

Trust me, he’s OK with that. When he saw you in person, he called an audible that drinking himself into a coma was the best “out.”

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

At least this was the first date, and not years into a committed relationship.

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Fishykoala 7

You’re right. That was needless to say

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