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Do it again!

immy504 - 30/11/2011 05:39 - United States

Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled, "NINJA WAITRESS!" Everyone at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML

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Anonymous - 09/05/2019 18:00

Today, as a restaurant hostess, I fell into the fountain at work while carrying a high chair in front of several large parties, who all promptly laughed at me. We were so busy, I had to stay and finish my shift soaking wet. FML

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Deer in headlights

Anonymous - 29/12/2024 12:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, at my new job waitressing, I walked into a glass door at full speed while carrying a tray of drinks. Not only did I spill everything, but I also left a weird make up face print on the glass for everyone to laugh at. FML

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Food flight

ashley_skillz06 - 24/01/2010 05:21 - France

Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant. While the chef was throwing food at us, I was getting ready for my turn. He tossed a piece of broccoli at me, I leaned back to catch it, completely falling off my chair. I knocked everything over and had the packed restaurant laughing at me. FML

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Anonymous - 04/04/2015 14:35 - France - Melesse

Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML

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eun - 09/04/2009 01:42 - Canada

Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML

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Umlungu23 - 18/02/2019 00:00

Today, during my lunch break, I sat on the manager's chair. As I sat down, I heard a snapping sound and I ended up on the floor. Everyone now calls me "the lumpy girl" who broke the manager's chair. FML

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RebekahBrooke - 17/09/2011 17:13 - United States

Today, I started my first day as a waitress. After getting my ass slapped, drinks and food spilled over me, and being tripped by a bratty kid, my tips were stolen. FML

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Anonymous - 08/11/2010 01:13 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my new "It's true, I'm a Ninja" shirt on. Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye. A little boy runs up to me, yells "You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that!", and runs off. FML

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No tip for you

Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:34 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML

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Brat

HelloKitty - 20/09/2024 05:00 - United States - Bossier City

Today, I went into a cafe only to be greeted by a young boy who pulled down my leggings in line. Everyone got a look at my pink Hello Kitty panties with white frilly trimming before scrambling to pick them up. In the process, I banged my head on the counter, and fell on the floor, unconscious, pants still down. FML

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tayza249 20

Wednesday 30 November 2011 11:47

Ninja waitress ftw! :)

LennyComa 39

Wednesday 30 November 2011 11:49

That is the best nickname ever...

chengy4191 7

Wednesday 30 November 2011 15:31

Take it as a compliment :)

Isaac_The_Man 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 15:34

Sensei says, a true Neenja keeps guard at all times

musicLord 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 15:58

It's moments like these that you wish a bunch of kids were standing around with cameras. you would be the ultimate ninja of YouTube

sandinthewaves 5

Wednesday 30 November 2011 16:08

That's awesome!

iamnotastatistic 1

Wednesday 30 November 2011 16:10

Waiting tables like a boss

love0128 5

Wednesday 30 November 2011 16:12

WIN!!!

brina53 4

Wednesday 30 November 2011 16:15

y is that bad?... sounds pretty awesome to me

Bambi84_fml 1

Wednesday 30 November 2011 16:42

That's awesome!

vinchenzy 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 16:44

New idea for Haloween

AubreyDucrat 8

Wednesday 30 November 2011 17:11

I would totally laugh it off....and keep a close eye out for lingering feet in the aisles lol

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