Health, Covid Masks Do as I say… - FML

Do as I say…

Anonymous - 12/02/2021 00:30 - Germany - Ebersbach

Today, I was admonished by a supermarket cashier because my mask had slipped below my nose. So had hers, actually. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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Athsmatic and Angry - 29/11/2020 22:30 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, I got bitched at by an old lady in Walmart for not wearing a mask. I had lowered my mask to use my inhaler, because I was having an asthma attack. FML

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Catch 22

xen - 20/12/2020 11:02

Today, while in a crowded store, someone tore my mask off my face and ran away. Then before I could run after them, I got stopped and screamed at for not wearing a mask. FML

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Denial

Anonymous - 02/05/2020 20:00

Today, I got told repeatedly to "stay in my lane" by a woman in her 40s. Why? Because I politely asked her if she had a mask when she entered the retail store I work in. Our policy is that everyone must wear a face mask in the store at all times. One hour down, 8 more to go. FML

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We live in a society

tlowbrim - 18/11/2020 02:02

Today, I'm working retail where masks are mandatory. A gentleman comes in with his mask below his chin. I politely say, "Hey dude, if you’re gonna shop here I'm going to need you to keep that mask on properly", to which he replies, "Fuck you, you stupid little bitch." FML

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katgib13 - 10/03/2015 22:38 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, I was stopped in the grocery store by a stranger, who berated me, quite loudly, for going out in public in my pajamas. I had just gotten off work and was wearing scrubs. FML

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Wardrobe malfunction

Anonymous - 14/07/2025 03:00 - United States - Amarillo

Today, I realized after I had already left my house that my skirt was inside out and backwards. I’d been walking around like that for two hours before a stranger in a supermarket politely told me. The worst part? I still had to finish my grocery shopping. FML

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- 06/01/2017 06:54

Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML

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You OK?

Anonymous - 21/03/2021 11:01 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, while I was working in the drive-through at work, a lady was wearing kitchen oven-mitts and a snorkeling mask instead of gloves and a mask to pick up her prescription. FML

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Customers from hell

Anonymous - 15/08/2021 06:01

Today, an older customer ran up to me and did a open-mouthed, panting growl in my face, with her face 2 inches from my mine. She then laughed and said, “I only do this to men” and then left the store without buying anything. My mask was down and she didn’t have one at all. FML

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Anonymous - 15/11/2012 19:47 - Ireland

Today, I had to stand next to my wife at the supermarket, beet-red and pretending not to exist; about half an hour into our shopping, she completely lost her shit at the advertising on the loudspeaker, turned to another patron, and screamed into his face to shut the fuck up. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 12 February 2021 0:42

Hypocrisy! It's the best.

coius 23

Friday 12 February 2021 9:40

Stay the **** away from my wife or myself. I smack people like you if they get too close, as you can literally be the death of me or my wife due to our immune systems and your arrogant assholish personality. I hope you get covid and end up on a respirator.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 12 February 2021 0:42

Hypocrisy! It's the best.

mas12806 24

Friday 12 February 2021 3:23

Masks don’t ‘slip’. You’re wearing it wrong, or you need a different fitting one

mas12806 24

Friday 12 February 2021 3:23

Masks don’t ‘slip’. You’re wearing it wrong, or you need a different fitting one

mas12806 24

Friday 12 February 2021 3:26

Masks don’t ‘slip’. You’re wearing it wrong, or you need a different fitting one

Hangryko 31

Wednesday 30 March 2022 18:57

That doesn't excuse you from not wearing yours properly. YDI.

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