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Issac Almendarez - 02/12/2022 04:00

Today, my family and I took a trip to Mexico, along with my girlfriend. I bought some Viagra, just to experiment as I don't need it. My mom had me carrying around her cigarettes all day. When she asked for them, I accidentally handed her the box of Viagra and she freaked out on me. FML
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RichardPencil 30

You have an expensive drug that you don't need? Yeah, sure, buddy. Your mom was right to freak out! Either you are pissing away money on a drug you don't need, or you're in serious denial about your ED. A parent can't stand either scenario.

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Blimey14orangelizards 10

Even if this implausible story of 'not needing them but wanting to experiment' were true, why on earth would you be carrying them in your pocket? Were you thinking there'd be an opportunity for sex in the middle of the day on a random street in Mexico when your mum wasn't looking??

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RichardPencil 30

You have an expensive drug that you don't need? Yeah, sure, buddy. Your mom was right to freak out! Either you are pissing away money on a drug you don't need, or you're in serious denial about your ED. A parent can't stand either scenario.

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Kr3m 5

If you don't need it, it just acts as a sexual performance enhancer. A lot of fun if you're having a clothing optional weekend with someone special and have no plans outside of the bedroom.

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Blimey14orangelizards 10

Even if this implausible story of 'not needing them but wanting to experiment' were true, why on earth would you be carrying them in your pocket? Were you thinking there'd be an opportunity for sex in the middle of the day on a random street in Mexico when your mum wasn't looking??

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Anderling 32

It would honestly be way less embarrassing to just admit you need them rather than poorly lie about it, jsyk.

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