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stillhurting - 05/01/2014 21:45 - Canada - Langley

Today, I was at a baby shower with my wife. I went to go outside for some fresh air, but walked straight into their glass sliding door. Everyone stared at me. I smiled with embarrassment and walked back over to my wife, only to trip over my own feet and faceplant the floor. FML

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Anonymous - 24/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML

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butterbody - 23/03/2014 23:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a coffee shop. As I headed over to stand in line, I tripped over my own feet. I got back up, then tripped up yet again. Everyone was staring, and I was so mortified that I went to leave. I then struggled with the door under their glares before realising it opened the other way. FML

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Anonymous - 21/05/2011 14:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I went out with my best friend and her hot brother. Upon our exit out of the restaurant I walked right into the glass door and rebounded back off it. The whole restaurant was silent as I shamefully walked out only to trip on the curb outside. FML

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GreenMonstR - 25/04/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, I was at the store with my wife. As we were walking out, I helped an elderly woman get through the door. As I was opening the door, my foot got stuck on the door and my face was catapulted into the woman's breasts. It wasn't until we got into the car that my wife burst into hysterics. FML

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Anonymous - 04/04/2015 14:35 - France - Melesse

Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML

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facefuckedguy - 12/08/2014 21:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML

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Doormat hazard

Little man - 18/01/2025 22:00 - United States

Today, I was walking into my office building when I tripped over a doormat and fell flat on my face right in front of the security guard. As I tried to stand up, I kicked the door, slamming shut with a dramatic bang. I looked up to see that the entire building lobby was watching. FML

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Anonymous - 26/07/2018 01:30

Today, while bringing my baby an early-morning bottle, I tripped over a ball and fell into the glass coffee table, smashing it and cutting myself pretty badly. My husband slept through the whole thing, but the neighbors came by to tell me to keep it down. FML

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My life is a romcom

Lucky girl - 23/08/2023 04:00 - Canada

Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML

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Anonymous - 19/02/2023 23:00

Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML

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Monday 6 January 2014 1:01

Wow... Today is really not your day.

Welshite 39

Monday 6 January 2014 1:02

You should learn to crawl before you walk.

Mitsuko_Souma 4

Monday 6 January 2014 4:21

Haha

leroyjenkins006 10

Monday 6 January 2014 4:33

That's awful...I hate baby showers

lifeisadance1 10

Monday 6 January 2014 4:34

Streak free shine.

Bunny21 11

Monday 6 January 2014 4:43

Lmao have no shame. You Gave those ladies a good hard laugh! Good job op!

catella_fml 12

Monday 6 January 2014 5:21

I thought only women are stuppossed to attend baby showers...

takenbyarmyboy 16

Monday 6 January 2014 5:29

Hey, at least you kept going! Your a real trooper!

m4green 3

Monday 6 January 2014 5:32

Does anyone else imagine jason bateman when they read this

KSer4lifeee 8

Monday 6 January 2014 5:34

I think the unborn baby will learn to walk before he does! sorry Op xD

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Monday 6 January 2014 5:38

jeisis

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Monday 6 January 2014 5:42

Someday's Murpys Law is a harsh mistress, and someday's Murphy was a bloody optimist; lust glad you had no physical injuries... you can live through embarrassment, just laugh it off. Because in the end, would you rather laugh or cry? :)