Desperate for D

sadsadperson - 07/09/2011 08:51 - Australia

Today, I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML
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marinus_fml 19

Luckily diaries can't talk back, because it would have called bullshit.

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BloodyMary666 24

That is pathetic. Are u hoping someone reads it and will be impressed?

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oklahomaguy 0

Bullshit. Anyone with a ****** has no problem getting humped up on. All you have to do is go up to a guy and offer to suck their nuts off. 1 in 3 will say yes. The other 2 will be pissed that they didn't.

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storm1217 5

Today, I found out people still use diaries.

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lol32360 0

and you tell the truth to the Internet???

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l0rd1r1sh 2

yes i hope op's milk and butter do find out lol

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Madiluvsyuh98 2

Did anybody else have a hard time clicking on this?

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camba8690 0

FYL for having a diary.

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