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Definitely didn't miss that one

BirdWatching - - United Kingdom - London

Today, after moving to the big city, and missing the natural world from my tiny, 10th floor apartment, I bought a window bird feeder. Within half an hour, it had fallen off, landed on, and killed a pigeon. FML

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Sheepiebeepie 26

Friday 31 March 2017 2:25

Lucky it didn't kill a person.

elitepower 1

Friday 31 March 2017 2:51

That must have sucked. But don’t be disheartened. Cities are different but there are areas of nature and serenity still to be had. You just have to get used to the area.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 22 August 2023 7:52

Are you sure you bought a pigeon feeder and not a pigeon trap? Seems like it worked!

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