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    Decision-Making Struggles

    FML Videos - 19/09/2018 12:30 - United States - New York

    Look before you leap!
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    The rhythm of the fight
    Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

    BurnInDemonFire 35
    Wednesday 19 September 2018 20:06

    "Wendy, I can fly!" "Dammit!"

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    pjsr 32
    Friday 21 September 2018 0:28

    Those LSD trips are wicked

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    BurnInDemonFire 35
    Wednesday 19 September 2018 20:06

    "Wendy, I can fly!" "Dammit!"

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    1known 31
    Thursday 20 September 2018 0:20

    His tail is funny. :)

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    pjsr 32
    Friday 21 September 2018 0:28

    Those LSD trips are wicked

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    PhoenixChick 26
    Friday 21 September 2018 8:25

    This is so me, except the lake would somehow catch on fire and the rock would fall and hit me on the head

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    BurnInDemonFire 35
    Saturday 22 September 2018 1:41

    I had no idea you were a Looney Tunes character.

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    Today my wife told me she really wanted to have sex, and to wait in bed while she got ready. Turns out get ready means do the dishes, feed the dogs, clean the cat's litter tray, phone her sister, make coffee, shower, and wait for the dryer to dry her pyjamas. By the time she got in bed, I'd fallen asleep. FML
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    Today, finally we got our toddler daughter to sleep in her own bed. The wife and I were both excited to finally have our room to ourselves. Just as our daughter was about to fall asleep, the damn cat went into her room and loudly hacked up a huge hairball. Now she's back in mommy's and daddy's bed. FML
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    Today, I was sitting on a bench at the local park, eating a banana. A guy old enough to be my grandfather walked by, turned to look at me, then said "Young man, I wish I were that banana." He walked away, and I almost blacked out choking on it in shock. FML
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    Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML
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    Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it would be okay to have sex behind a bush. FML
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    Today, my friend decided it was funny to burp in my face. The burp was actually vomit. We were in the food court at the mall. FML
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