Dating apps suck

probablydeadbymidnight - 01/07/2012 22:57 - United States

Today, I exchanged pictures with a guy I met online, whose devotion to his family really impressed me. In his picture, he was wearing clown makeup, holding a huge knife to his throat with one hand, and an ICP album in the other. All this with a psychopathic grin on his face. FML
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DocBastard 38

Unfortunately, his "family" is all the other idiot juggalos. Just be glad you've never met him in person, block his email address, and move the hell on.

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the_smart_way 10

Why don't I read fmls properly... Sorry people, I will accept my failure and leave now :(

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uglycrow 5

Sounds like my cousin..

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nevereyes 31

Grab that hunk of a man before he gets away!

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yumyumyummy 0

You've found a winner there, though I doubt mist of these FML's even happen

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MakeTodayADTR 20

You should have sent him a picture of Mr. Bed head. That guy is a beast, delivering mail and shit. Yeah.

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BloodRedViola 12

juggalos aren't that bad. I have about 5 friends who are and they are super nice and will stand up for friends and family. but yeah there are some crazy ones

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

I'd assume by family, he meant his little Juggalo posse. You can't really judge someone based on their music taste, but Juggalos have been known to do some outlandish stuff.

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