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anonymous -

Today, I broke my glasses. How did I break my glasses? A cow kicked me in the face at work. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 35

That must have put you in a bad mooooooooood.

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wanted_2_want 40

Consider yourself lucky if only your glasses broke with that kick.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

That must have put you in a bad mooooooooood.

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wanted_2_want 40

Consider yourself lucky if only your glasses broke with that kick.

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RichardPencil 30

You ought to take at least a week off to recover from the trauma. Milk it for all it's worth.

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Glowworm56 26

Where do you work and what exactly is your job?

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donthatemebut 14

Slaughterhouse. Moving cattle to the pens.

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RichardPencil 30

Probably something to do with Wall Street. They’ve got bulls and bears running around there, so I’m assuming there are some kicking cows, too.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

What? Bulls and bears? What happened to the Gekko?

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RichardPencil 30

He got murdered in 2008 when greed, for the lack of a better word, wasn’t so ******’ funny.

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donb23 23

First question on everyones mind should be : "Where do you work that you have to interact with cows?"

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fabs1171 23

You really should have a beef about it

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ViviMage 39

That's obviously a worker's comp claim and you are due a head exam, an eye exam, and a new set of glasses paid for by your employer. Also talk to OSHA about unsafe work conditions where you are able to be kicked in the face by a cow.

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