Dad joke

bookworm94 - 27/07/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, my immature dad said that I'm a girl, not a woman, so my witty response was, ''I have a period, so I'm pretty sure that makes me a woman.'' My dad stole my phone and sent a text to everyone in my address book, quoting me. Including the guy I like. FML
51 855
16 754
The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

SirAwesome 0

Why the "including the guy I like" part? I mean, how is it bad that he knows you're a woman?

46 5

Irish_mess 0

Who cares if the guy you like knows you have your period, I dont know the guys age but Im guessing he knows about the female body...

2 1
sireen 0

he's right, you are immature. sorry :[ having a period doesn't make you a woman. definitely not. YDI

4 1
Quiopa 0

Really? She might be able to have kid but does that really make her a women? In that case the requirements are a little low ... So when I begane jacking off when I was a 13 I was a man? Dont think so, got to get the mental development in there too I think ...

1 2
RJB 0

1st: Your dads a asshole and honestl if he keeps doing that that's Domestic Violence 2nd. Don't blame yourself, you get periods so what? Kids in my school were yelling at each other IM NOT PMSING!! I DIDNT hAVE MY PERIOD!!

0 4
thuryn 2

You have to be kidding me. Sending text messages isn't any kind of violence. You're a retard.

0 0
mr_mellow 0

ok, honestly, YDI for talking back. if its that important to you, just ignore him. and i would have done what he did if my immature daughter started saying that having a period makes her a woman. @#35 your one of those idiots that didn't pay attention in school, aren't you? because what you said means that whenever you sent a text in your home, you were being violent :O

0 0
xevioso 0

''I have a period, I'm pretty sure that makes me a woman.'' ? witty response not so witty. please get over yourself and admit that you aren't mature yet.

3 2
supergirl505 0

I'm 16 years old and I don't consider myself a "women" just yet, it sounds like your trying to grow up alitle to fast. I'm still young but believe me you should enjoy being young while you still can. Don't grow up to fast

1 1
atomick 0

I know girls who started menstruating when they were nine. I wouldn't consider them women.

0 0
supergirl505 0

Oh and as for the text message, I don't really see how that would be embarrassing, well at least to me it wouldn't

1 1