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Rai - 24/03/2009 16:11 - Canada

Today, I got up extra early to curl my hair because I wanted to look nice at school for a change. After coming downstairs my mom yells at me and says, "See, when you don't wake up on time your hair looks like that. You could have at least combed it!" FML

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Anger management

stumpy - 31/07/2019 18:00

Today, we were running late because my hair got tangled in the curtains. My mother-in-law got so angry, she hacked at it, leaving me with a bald patch, then went and sat in the car as though we were still going anywhere with her. FML

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Hank Pecker

Anonymous - 19/06/2013 15:29 - United States - Richmond

Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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Tooks - 28/07/2009 19:41 - United Kingdom

Today, everyone at work commented on how much better my new haircut looked and how I should keep styling it this way as it's such an improvement over my old style. I was late for work this morning. My new hair style was Bed hair that I didn't have time to sort out... FML

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queenmabby - 16/01/2019 12:00

Today, for the first time ever, I was able to have a good hair day without blow drying it or using product. Or so I thought. The first words my mom spoke to me when I came downstairs were “Go fix your hair.” FML

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w_t_f - 18/02/2009 09:16 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML

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Demented

Anonymous - 16/06/2013 18:49 - France - Le Rove

Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML

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Larz - 26/01/2011 21:49 - Canada

Today, I woke up to a pile of hair on my floor. I looked in the mirror and realized the hair was from my head. I had a dream about cutting my hair and I guess it came true. FML

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Tough enough

zana - 05/08/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I tried to comb my hair after waking up. I not only broke the comb but also pulled a muscle in my arm. I do not go to bed with wet hair. FML

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baldspot - 02/04/2012 05:38 - Australia

Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML

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Nice…

MexyBoy - 11/06/2019 16:08

Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML

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knuckledragger 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:08

You could always have replied: "Your face looks like someone shit on it, regardless of when you wake up."

snic 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:04

wow .. that sucks ..

snic 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:04

wow .. that sucks ..

potterwatch 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 12:59

maybe you should practice?

krazygirl100 9

Sunday 10 April 2011 0:58

parents dont under stand style u should have told her u wanted it to look like that

abcdefgh_fml 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:06

hahahahaha aww...

knuckledragger 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:08

You could always have replied: "Your face looks like someone shit on it, regardless of when you wake up."

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Sunday 15 December 2013 0:59

And then OP would be bitch slapped...

cnhd 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:09

what a dick move by mom

Serial 2

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:10

you should dye your hair pink after school then come home

elijahle 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:13

aww, that was fail on your moms part.

FML625 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:15

omg, mom's suck. that sucks.

xOpheliacx 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:15

Guess you need to practice curling your hair? Could've told her what you did, to make her feel like an ass. haha.

theoldGP 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:18

lol this is why you don't curl your hair. if you dont do it perfectly it looks really messy.

OMIGODNOWAI 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:19

eh. don't worry. my mom didnt' recognize an old picture of me because "i had eyebrows back then." just learn to curl your hair better. ;|

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