Crushing Hard - FML

Crushing Hard

FML Videos - 06/10/2018 18:30 - United States - New York

Crushed it! (The bag of groceries, of course.)

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The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

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Saturday 6 October 2018 19:01

He released the milk. Prematurely.

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Saturday 6 October 2018 19:01

He released the milk. Prematurely.

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Today, I had to cancel my birthday party because of snow. It's October. FML

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Today, my mum came to visit me in the country where I'm studying. We went out, and when she saw a dude eating something she liked the look of, she made me run after him to ask where he bought it. The guy was my ex. FML

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Today, my mum accused me of doing heroin because some teaspoons had gone missing. FML

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Today, I found out that the girl who I'm really into, and hoped to have a longer term relationship with, has caught threadworms, herpes, and COVID-19 from me. One way to get friendzoned. FML

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Today, my psycho sister came home. Why did she leave? To manipulate my parents to let her live here rent free. My mother built her a new bedroom, twice the size of my unit, so she can fuck my ex with privacy. She earns 4 times what I do, but doesn't have to pay rent. I own the house with mum. FML

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