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iamshrimpy - 08/01/2010 06:24 - Canada

Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML

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mommysgirlapparently - 29/10/2010 03:17 - United States

Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML

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rosmaizura - 01/10/2010 07:39 - Malaysia

Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML

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Anonymous - 11/02/2014 16:09 - United States - Syracuse

Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML

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Noname - 14/03/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML

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lrgenesis - 04/02/2012 08:13 - United States

Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML

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Bitter

superb12345 - - United States - Cascade

Today, my parents posted nasty comments about each other on Facebook. I think they might secretly be 12 year-olds. FML

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Anonymous - 16/10/2020 16:58

Today, our house caught fire. While trying to help my mom get to safety, the word "fuck" accidentally escaped my mouth. Once we were safe, she said I was grounded for swearing. I'm 19. FML

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justdancebbyx3 - 06/06/2010 05:23 - United States

Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML

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Buzz off

Anonymous - 22/11/2021 16:59

Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML

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Thanks guys - 26/11/2013 05:21 - United States - Richmond

Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML

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magpieram 2

Friday 8 January 2010 13:26

Oh wow, another mum commenting on Facebook story. Sorry, gotta snore off this one.

bambi114 0

Friday 8 January 2010 12:18

my mom did the same

SurgicalPhoenix 5

Sunday 17 January 2010 11:40

Arrrgh my siblings are exactly the same, its so annoying, and im 17! D;

lalala098 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 16:12

put privicy settings on your mom so she can't comment or w.e anymore

sparklesxD 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 2:04

Well atleast you don't have your grandma on fb... that's waaaay worse! lol

starberries 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 1:36

You got excited by a facebook notification?

abasio 1

Friday 19 November 2010 6:43

FYL for getting excited by a Facebook notification.

digger93 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 23:22

my mom has done tht to me!!!!

peacelovepugs 7

Wednesday 15 June 2011 6:15

she would just loooooovveeee fml then

katarina956 0

Monday 29 August 2011 20:20

My aunt does that, but in paragraph form stating all the reasons that bad language means you are a horrible disgusting person.

zacharykyle 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 6:36

Why is no one concerned with the mother's poor grammar? What exactly does, "watch out yr language," mean? Your mom deserves it for being an idiot, and you deserve the humiliation for not removing the comment/adding this to FML.