Crash

Anonymous - 29/05/2019 20:00

Today, my girlfriend and I tried to have sex in the shower. While trying to support her weight, as we got into things, I slipped backwards on the wet floor and fell through the Pyrex side of the shower, with her crashing down on me. I now have bits of Pyrex in my back and have to replace the shower side. FML
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d3rpb0t 10

You (almost) came like a wrecking ball.

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RichardPencil 30

How the **** hot is your shower that you need Pyrex walks? (Temperature-wise, that is, things were getting smokin’ hot in there, until you ****** up.) Pyrex is for cookware. Tempered glass should be fine for the shower and shatter more safely.

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d3rpb0t 10

You (almost) came like a wrecking ball.

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RichardPencil 30

How the **** hot is your shower that you need Pyrex walks? (Temperature-wise, that is, things were getting smokin’ hot in there, until you ****** up.) Pyrex is for cookware. Tempered glass should be fine for the shower and shatter more safely.

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TheMightyMrJ 6

Sucks, dude. Should've gone with a Tupperware window.

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RichardPencil 30

Great thinking! That way, you can explain away a random fart as “the patented burp.”

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Are you the same idiot who refused a warranty on his tires, only to pop them seconds later? If not, it's a massive coincidence that you're both at the same level of stupid.

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Sonotsuave 35

What’s with so many people trying to be intimate in the shower, only to realize later that it’s a bad idea? There’s a small space, running water, slippery floor and glass or tile walls, among other things

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Kaneki Chiaki 15

Feel blessed that you penis is unbroken.

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