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Cool your boots

AmberKCole - - United States

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML

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TheIrony - 19/07/2016 21:50 - United States

Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML

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Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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serveandprotectyeahright - 20/11/2010 14:00 - United States

Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML

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cool trick buddy - 01/01/2017 08:59 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I was tailgated on the highway. There was a car in the lane next to me, and my tailgater was WAY too close to risk slowing down, so I sped up in order to switch lanes, which bumped me over the speed limit. That's when my tailgater turned on the flashing lights. FML

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Anonymous - 26/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML

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PulledOver - 01/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML

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fouchi - 10/04/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML

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- 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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Savy - 13/02/2017 12:00 - United States - Mesa

Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML

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no, don't save me or nothing - 04/08/2013 16:53 - Canada - Woodstock

Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML

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Thursday 9 July 2009 1:25

hahahahahahaha that's what you get YDI

Eternity_fml 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 1:25

Karma's a bitch.

princesspanda06 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 6:26

hahaha sucks for you! YDI

Nate25 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 7:38

road rage is a stupid thing for sad people... YDI for getting pissed off for being a selfish brat not knowing how lucky you are that you have a car and can get anywere faster than ever thought possible... todays society is confused -_-

Shyman4ever 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 7:38

Karma owned your stupid ass

Mustakrakish 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 7:42

YDI. Drivers like you make me wish I had a rocket launcher equipped to my car. Kindly cut up your license and never get behind the wheel of any drivable vehicle ever again.

Essentials 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 8:32

Immature. Retarded. Dumbass. These are just a few words that define your future.

AshleyRose784 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 8:33

hahaha, YDI completely

thedorkofthecent 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 9:11

you completely deserve that!

andrewms 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 9:20

I personally think that the guy that waved to you deserves to be hung by his intestings and his sides gutted out with a pitchfork all while his eyes are being consumed by birds for driving slow... FYL for getting caught, YDI for breaking the law (I'm assuming speeding).

SimpleSimon 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 12:07

I love it when dickheads like the OP follow me on my bike.... I let them follow me to a spot where they won't be able to pass, then slow down to about 5mph, give them the 2 finger salute, and yank the throttle open. I can be doing 60 again by the time they're doing 30 =)

atenza 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 19:44

#144 i am going to laugh when you get shot for doing that and OP that sucks speed limits are meant to be a minimum;)

SimpleSimon 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 21:10

I'll take my chances

berrrnadette 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 9:32

I made a FML account just so I could tell you that you're an asshole. You're an asshole.

xFusionBluex 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 9:54

I guess the guy in front of you clearly saw the cop... YDI for wanting to get to wherever u wanted to go quicker... prob wasn't worth the ticket huh...