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Conversational skills

no_leather_of_any_kind - 07/04/2009 07:08 - United States

Today, I went on a date with this girl I met online. The conversation drifted and we were talking about how we'd prefer to die, if we had a choice. I said, "I want to skydive over the ocean without a parachute." She said she wants to be made into a wallet. FML

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rejectedmidair - 13/11/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, I went through with my elaborate plans to propose to my girlfriend with creativity. I took her skydiving and proposed in midair. She rejected it. Why? She wanted a more "traditional" proposal. FML

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BoredRunner42 - 07/09/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML

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Not cut out for this

Anonymous - 18/12/2016 02:10

Today, I took my girlfriend skydiving for her birthday. I insisted on joining her to make it a memory for us both, despite my fear of heights. I passed out twice mid-freefall and had to be saved by the instructor both times. FML

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Is this catfishing?

Anonymous - 01/04/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML

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Close Zoom, quick sharp

Slow Down - 29/10/2020 13:01 - United Kingdom - Hounslow

Today, I had a first date via video, due to Covid. It was the first time a girl had asked me out, and she seemed very enthusiastic. Until she started to worry me by throwing in the L-word about 10 minutes in, and talking about our wedding. I've never even met this person in real life. FML

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Jumping the gun

mygirlnoloveme - 04/08/2023 08:00

Today, I told the girl of my dreams that my love for her was deeper than the ocean. She laughed hysterically. This wouldn’t be so bad but we happen to be dating. FML

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CUCKOO - 26/10/2013 21:27 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date. The girl seemed perfect for me, until I found out she says "lol" and "rofl" out loud whenever she laughs. She also believes sex screws with people's "spiritual energy", and that's why she'll never have it. FML

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Early warning

Loser - 04/10/2022 09:30

Today, I went out to dinner with the girl of my dreams. Wanting to get to know her, I asked her what she’s looking for in a relationship. She scoffed and said how relationships are for the weak and that it’s better to not catch feelings to avoid being hurt. I guess I don’t have a chance. FML

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Extreme response

poordude - 03/04/2021 05:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that our relationship and economic situation is stressing her out so much that she’d rather end her life or marry a rich dude. FML

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Iron11 - 14/06/2016 20:52

Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML

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Sue21 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 16:12

Tell her to go to a wallet making factory

whocaresnotme 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 16:09

what the heck???? how bout u never talk to her ever again

salamander_fml 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 16:53

hahahahah that made my eyes go really wide wtf

Cocacolalove11 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 16:54

Haha what!? A wallet?? Not even a gemstone like some people do? Guess a wallet's more useful lmao

llama 1

Tuesday 7 April 2009 16:58

hahah #1 is right...people who you meet online should be expected to be a little bit INSANE

hpodity 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 17:01

Bitches still holding on to your money, even when they're dead.

amirn86 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 17:11

Wait... what?

Jaxro 6

Tuesday 7 April 2009 17:15

Hahaha, I bet that person can make some pretty awesome conversation.

jSOPURE 3

Tuesday 7 April 2009 17:16

At least she's interesting and... open. Semi-pun intended. :)

GoldenSofa 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 17:16

#23 your comment is way more amusing than this actual story... 8} and sophie didn't you say you didn't get it either??

ohxberlin 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 17:18

creepy

shaPOW 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 17:21

haha don't worry about her. if you would "go" by skydiving over the ocean, you're automatically awesome.

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