Construction Fail By FML Videos - 09/10/2018 00:30 Tear down that wall! I agree, your life sucks 318 You deserved it 172 Share Tweet Share
Today, in my college class, our teacher asked us what we wanted to do when we get out of college. I guess being a U.S. Marine gets you a lecture for the whole class to hear that I'm a war hungry pig, and should get a real job that requires a brain. My job field is Aircraft repair. FML I agree, your life sucks 38 423 You deserved it 4 521
Today, I quit a group chat full of very talented people drawing, programming, creating game mods, and translating comics. I was invited because of my drawings, but I couldn't talk to them, nor could I show my talents because of the many talented people in there. I quit due to feeling inferior. I HATE my inferiority complex. FML I agree, your life sucks 260 You deserved it 356
Today, I finally hooked up with the girl of my dreams. We went back to her place, and I explored every inch of her body; luscious lips, hourglass curves, genital warts... The worst part was when she got angry when I refused to continue, shouting, "No wonder you're still a virgin!" FML I agree, your life sucks 43 370 You deserved it 5 092
Today, I psyched myself up and headed out to a really promising job interview. I was sure I was going to nail it and get my first job. That is, until a bird shat on my head on my way there. Thank you so very much, universe. FML I agree, your life sucks 32 311 You deserved it 2 573
Today, I convinced my best friend to talk to the guy I like at work to find out if he was interested in me. She came back ten minutes later, and told me he said he'd never be able to date me. Apparently, kissing me "would be like making out with Mother Teresa's corpse." FML I agree, your life sucks 30 381 You deserved it 3 839
Today, my dad knocked me down the steps while chasing my brother around the house shouting, "Get back here you pervert!" at the top of his lungs. I have a concussion and a vertebrae fracture because my dad is a religious nutjob and he caught my 22-year-old brother having premarital sex. FML I agree, your life sucks 5 568 You deserved it 355
**** was the point of building that shit it had not support and you didn’t cement shit
“Cheap labor isn’t skilled...”