Considerate boyfriend

Anonymous - 29/05/2013 07:17 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to eat up a few specks of toilet paper to avoid spoiling "the moment" with my girlfriend. FML
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RedPillSucks 31

Not just no, but HELL NO. Unless you're the bear in the toilet paper commercial, there's no way. If you are the bear, then... The bear gets whatever the **** they want. Who's gonna say no?

Why don't you just shower before sex and dry with a towel? Or better yet, don't use a towel and let it become steam ^_^

FYL for having an unsanitary GF. YDI for doing it any way.

She should have used Charmin Ultra Strong.

Simple! Because sex is awesome when it's spontaneous and not planned! Whenever it happens, I'm always clean as a whistle. :P

ohioain 18

She must have been nasty in the first place.

graceinsheepwear 33

that's what you call clitty litter.

ulissey_fml 22

Done that, been there. C'mon, it's just paper... I hope you will never face anything worse in your lifetime !