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Confusing love triangle

Perry85 - 04/01/2020 05:00

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML

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FLIPmcCOOL - 15/05/2014 22:57 - Ireland - Cork

Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. That name just happened to be "Sarah", which is both my ex-girlfriend's name and my wife's sister's name. When she asked me which one I meant, I panicked and said, "Both." FML

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eeh - 07/05/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

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Freud intensifies

Anonymous - 08/07/2021 22:01

Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. An ex? A friend? A side guy? Nope, none of those. I called him “Dad”. FML

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Anonymous - 01/10/2009 05:56 - Canada

Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML

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Thank God

Dwarvahkiin - 08/08/2022 02:00

Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML

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scalmon - 13/05/2011 17:08 - United States

Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's name. I don't think it would calm her down much if I told the truth: I was actually thinking of an ex girlfriend who shares the same name. FML

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bg4545 - 24/03/2016 03:39 - United States - Whittier

Today, for some reason that is unknown to me, I accidentally referred to my girlfriend as "my ex-girlfriend." To her face. Needless to say, my statement became true afterwards. FML

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ADT - 09/02/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says "I love you, Jeremy." Then in rapid succession, she fires off 2 other names. None of the names were mine. FML

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thatsnotmyname - 03/07/2014 03:12 - United States - Calhoun City

Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML

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Memory man

Anonymous - 20/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Kennebunk

Today, my girlfriend and I were doing the dirty, when she told me to say her full name, including her middle name. I'd forgot her middle name. It was completely awkward after. I'm a dumbass. FML

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timinator5000 28

Saturday 4 January 2020 20:09

Stick to "Oh baby!" Never go wrong that way.

ojosRojos 28

Tuesday 7 January 2020 15:09

...why would you say that person’s name in bed?

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Saturday 4 January 2020 5:18

Was it Emma?

Amanda Ovaitt 4

Saturday 4 January 2020 8:30

Unfortunately no.... it was Ashley.... my name is Amanda....

BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 6 January 2020 1:55

So did you forgive him?

Perry85 42

Thursday 2 July 2020 7:39

Yes She did forgive me lol

timinator5000 28

Saturday 4 January 2020 20:09

Stick to "Oh baby!" Never go wrong that way.

ojosRojos 28

Tuesday 7 January 2020 15:09

...why would you say that person’s name in bed?

JasonThorn 20

Sunday 12 January 2020 13:48

This right here. I've had my share of girlfriends/lovers, and being with one meant no other names were anywhere NEAR my mind, just the one I was with.