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Anonymous - - Canada

Today, while at my job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little girl. I tried to ask how old she was, but what came out was, "Aww, what breed is she?" FML

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keeks_25 - - Canada

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML

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Anonymous - - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML

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DamnDogs - - United States

Today, at work as a groomer's assistant, my boss said something that I didn't catch as I went to take a leash off a dog. I looked at my boss and said, "What?" To which she replied, "Be careful, he bites." I now have a two-inch gash on my finger from a 6lb fluffy Maltese. FML

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uninvited - 04/02/2016 15:16 - United States - Boston

Today, my parents called me to ask if I could drop my dog off to them on Sunday. They're having a Superbowl party and want to show her off to their guests. My dog is invited, but I'm not. FML

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crapped on - - United States

Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, who said she was too busy to talk to me. When my sister asked her who was on the phone, she replied, "The dog sitter." FML

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Ohwhy - 27/10/2012 11:53 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML

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justsomesummer - 26/01/2016 18:09 - United States - Beaverton

Today, I got a new babysitting job. Every time the little girl goes to the bathroom, she screams and cries until I wipe her. She's 7 years old. FML

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Mommy milk time

TheLastSerenade - - Australia - Sydney

Today, I saw a woman breastfeeding her child at the local park. That would have been just fine if the child wasn't at least 8 years-old. FML

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BurnedByAWaiter -

Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that, "It's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML

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ugh Buck! - - United States

Today, I was watching a movie on TV. One of the characters has the same name as my dog, and when his name was called, my dog got so excited that he jumped face-first into my TV. FML

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DrDilllonReese 12

Saturday 22 October 2011 1:09

She's an oompa loompa

skata 4

Saturday 22 October 2011 1:09

how do you screw that up?

redrubies5000 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 6:36

That is funny, probably something I would have said.

hurrican_fml 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 6:55

What breed was she?

21247004 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 7:59

You're retarded.

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Saturday 22 October 2011 8:08

OP... suggestions for the next time... at your next job... 1- oh, she's so cute... who's the father? 2 - why she's so cute... is she adopted? 3 - she is adorable... is this your baby? 4 - what a cute thing- is it human? 5 - What the hell - dogs can't sit at the table this little ******* gotta go!! just some samples for ya.... the first couple are offensive for sure but the last two are right up your alley!!!!

satph 12

Saturday 22 October 2011 12:51

suggestions for your next comment... just don't bother typing.

KazooNinja 1

Saturday 22 October 2011 8:10

How?

j_cat187 19

Saturday 22 October 2011 9:28

She is half man half donkey.

bgraber04 1

Saturday 22 October 2011 9:42

shes human...what breed are u?

rroxie124 5

Saturday 22 October 2011 14:16

Hahahahhahh(:

LaDeFreakinDa 4

Saturday 22 October 2011 15:18

its ok OP I was a hostess for a while and I once to a woman in a wheelchair to "walk this way"...

ravens_embrace 2

Saturday 22 October 2011 16:50

Total fail but hilarious. It reminds me of when my sister was in line at the store and this woman in front of her had a horribly ugly child with her. My sister bent to play with the child..and MEANT to say 'Aww she's so cute' but instead said what she was really thinking 'Aww she's so UGLY!' Needless to say the other woman was NOT happy but I about pissed myself laughing.