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Common passion

ShowerheadGirl - 09/11/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I was having an intimate moment with my detachable shower head. I opened my eyes to find my husband of 4 months looking down on me. The only thing he said was, "You too?" FML

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Mrs. Ned - 09/09/2015 02:00 - United States - Incline Village

Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML

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again? - 15/03/2016 10:03 - United States - Olympia

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead of looking at me, he was admiring himself in the mirror. FML

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Buzzing the tower

Princess ? - 12/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML

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Busted - 21/10/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML

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lily - 13/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML

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Anonymous - 25/10/2014 02:48 - United States - Gainesboro

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML

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GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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workhoe - 20/02/2017 06:00 - United States

Today, I had sex with a coworker I've had my eye on for awhile. Immediately after, he turned on the light and got on his phone. Me, trying to start a conversation, I said, "Well, that was fun." He looked at me and said, "Was it?" FML

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anonymous - 08/01/2012 12:24 - United States

Today, I was surprised that my husband suggested we take a shower together to save water. He also suggested we should wear our bathing suits so we don't have to see each others "privates." FML

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god - 29/04/2014 18:48 - United Kingdom - Livingston

Today, while at a restaurant with my husband for our 4-year anniversary, he kept behaving strangely, breathing deeply and eventually sighing happily. I thought the wine had just gone to his head. Nope; he proudly admitted later that he'd jerked off without anyone noticing, even me. FML

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skullet 0

Monday 9 November 2009 16:59

that shower head is SUCH A ****!

iamelrebel 0

Monday 9 November 2009 16:36

big deal, you guys should just have got it on right there...

Bran_Dizzle_ 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 3:55

wait...so does he shove the showerhead up his ass?? o-O

extra_unordinary 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 9:44

AAHHH!!!!! BUTT-SEX!!!

miz66independent 1

Saturday 10 September 2011 6:45

Cowboy buttsex!

Jennax531 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 18:11

YDI for not locking the door!

DevilDoodle 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 5:12

Hahaha what a funny thing to say in that situation!! I would've laughed my ass off if I were you.

Lightz_Camera_Me 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 7:06

Lmao if only the showerhead could talk the storys it'd have...lol

bikeduster 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 9:24

Well a female playing with herself in the shower is reallly "nice" but a man...thats a little disturbing. No offence ma'am

McLovinIt 0

Friday 13 November 2009 20:31

how is this an FML? Find something else to bitch about...

Gitsandshiggles 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 4:25

are you sure he didn't say "you two?" or even better.. "YouTube" and then bust out the camera!

SouthParkAddict 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 6:58

nice.

ZombieMassacre 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 7:35

Hahahaha, nice.

HXCxSceneKidx 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 12:40

Wait ur husband shoves it up his ass?! Lmfaooooooooooooooooooooo Does it suck to have a husband that likes it up the pooper??

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