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Anonymous - - United States

Today, I found out my dad has a folder full of baby pictures and things that I drew when I was younger, labeled, "Shit from when Annie was cute." FML

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OhGreat - 30/04/2011 20:30 - United States

Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML

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Proud mama bird

Anonymous - 28/03/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, my mom found a box full of stuff she had been looking for. She started going through it and found baby pictures of my sister and me, as well as pictures of the cats. She put my baby pictures back in the box and closed the lid. The cat pictures are now hanging in her living room. FML

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No Ragrets

surfergal91 - 14/02/2011 20:12 - United States

Today, I rummaged around in the attic, looking for old pictures of me and my family, so I could make a surprise collage. Instead, I found my dad's old journals, talking about how desperately he didn't want a kid, and how he wanted to leave my mother more and more every day that passed since I was born. FML

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Anonymous - 24/09/2013 07:23 - United States - Lincoln

Today, I asked my dad why he only has pictures of me from when I was a little kid. Without skipping a beat, he said, "I only keep pictures from when I liked you." FML

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stickers - 13/05/2009 20:15 - United States

Today, I was going through my mom's closet. On one of the shelves, I found two baby books. One was mine, the other was one for a dog she owned before I was born. I looked through them both. The dog's baby book was filled out more than mine was. FML

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Forever in our hearts

Anonymous - 25/01/2023 13:00

Today, I asked my mom if she had some good pictures of me for my resume. She gave me her phone to look through her gallery. I found a beautiful album of photos of me and my ex. FML

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Almostlovedchild - 20/01/2017 18:00

Today, my father made a post on Facebook with an old baby picture, saying how proud he was that I got into college. This would have been sweet if the baby picture was actually of me. FML

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Dumpster diving

rummaging - 18/05/2016 13:46 - United States - Bloomington

Today, my boyfriend found the box of photos I've been saving for my daughter. He was convinced I was pining over her father and emptied the box into the dumpster behind our apartment. I'm still not done digging through the garbage to find the photos from the day my daughter was born. FML

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Art critic

Anonymous - 09/08/2009 00:02 - United States

Today, my mom went snooping through my art bin to "clean out my old drawings". She found numerous nude pieces and accused me of selling porn. My mom mistook and threw out 57 anatomy practice sketches that I worked very very hard on, and ripped up the remainder of my drawings. FML

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Snooping

ks0300 - 24/02/2010 05:47 - United States

Today, while visiting my in-laws, I went into their home office in search of a sheet of scrap paper. Instead, I found printed copies of every email and IM my husband and I had ever sent each other, including pictures. Highlighted and annotated by his mother. FML

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Doortje 29

Saturday 15 January 2011 19:46

It could be worse OP, mine is labelled "Least favourite child".

aback 4

Saturday 15 January 2011 19:43

Be glad you're not a puppy. Your ass would be at the pound.

vomitknife 0

Monday 17 January 2011 7:45

Your dad was probably just drunk when he labeled the folder last week.

thatssomeBS 9

Monday 17 January 2011 10:59

Your dad FTW.

iDontHaveTwitter 0

Monday 17 January 2011 15:56

you can tell him you want to be orphan Annie now.

tayloralexsis 0

Monday 17 January 2011 16:17

lmfaooo

longboardsrule 0

Monday 17 January 2011 18:27

sounds alittle like my parents. except they are joking. I think.

kathrynclw 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 2:48

bahahaha!

glaivemaster 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 23:59

Babies are cute, adults are attractive - usually this is the case. If the label had said "from when Annie wasn't a smelly, ugly fat bitch" I could understand the complaint. But you're complaining because he thought you were a cute baby. Not being as cute as a baby is not the same as being ugly or whatever you seem to believe. Stop thinking so much of yourself and you might understand that

Ikz_Hustler 9

Friday 25 February 2011 8:15

He only said you were cute!! Okay people usually label stuff shit but I don't see the 'FML'

Joheezy 14

Monday 18 July 2011 7:50

that's hilarious

sofinemos 4

Monday 8 August 2011 20:34

tht hurt

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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML

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