Health, Embarrassing Poopoo peepee Close encounters

Close encounters

Pinkie - - United States

Today, I had to announce to the whole house that I was going the bathroom, because the lock on the door is broken. Before I had the chance to wipe, my dad loudly burst through the door, stark bollock naked, to take a shower. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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Anonymous - 28/11/2019 20:00

Today, my younger sister had some friends over at ours. I was in the shower but was horrified to realize my clothes and towel were gone. Figuring that she took them, I tried to make it to my room without being seen, but one of her friends came up to use the bathroom. She saw everything. FML

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Thanks for the info

Anonymous -

Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML

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The smell test

sosadstudent - - Netherlands

Today, I realized I can tell which one of my 6 roommates has taken a dump, just based on the smell emanating from the toilet. FML

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Well done!

Anonymous - - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my young daughter. I hate pooping in public but I really had to go so I brought her in with me. Thinking we were alone, I started to go and my daughter yelled, "Good job Mommy, you're using the potty like a big girl!" I then heard laughing. FML

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Tough shit

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Today, I was taking a dump in a porta-potty at a fair. I had the runs really bad. All I have to say is that it's tough to take a shit that seems never-ending while other people outside are bitching at you and hammering on the flimsy door. FML

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Stinky pits

shakinmahbuttbutt - - United States

Today, it's been two weeks since my parents went crazy with their attempts to save on the water bill. Every time I want to take a shower, I have to ask them first. Let's just say I've had to resort to taking sponge baths in public bathrooms to keep my B.O. under control. FML

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Piss poor prank

peedonme - - New Zealand

Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML

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How could you?

Ashlee - - United States

Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML

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Stranger danger

shit - - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public, so to make it easier I kept telling myself, "Nobody's here, you're all alone." I then heard, "No, you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud, or that I wasn't alone. FML

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I hate myself

trixanne - - Australia - Sydney

Today, anticipating another stressful day of work, I left my house with a cluster of thoughts in my mind. It was only when I heard my front door lock behind me, my hand still resting on the handle, that I realised I had forgotten my house keys. FML

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gideeupp 9

Sunday 7 August 2011 1:49

Some things in life you can't un-see. This is one of them.

flockz 19

Sunday 7 August 2011 2:17

haha piece of wood? she was already being blinded by one.

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Sunday 7 August 2011 1:54

I used to hate that when I lived at home. Everyone was allowed to burst in on me when I was in the bathroom but I had to give everyone else their privacy. When I was first married it would actually startle me when my husband knocked on the bathroom door. No one had ever given me that courtesy before.

ladybrava17 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 8:41

wow that is pretty sad!

bobbymullet 11

Sunday 7 August 2011 1:55

just curious, why can't you spell things right?

m1k30d 6

Sunday 7 August 2011 1:55

Incest party

xXSmilezXX 7

Sunday 7 August 2011 1:55

That happens to me all the time but it's usually people iv never seen before

rabbittboi 18

Sunday 7 August 2011 2:25

Kinky. I know people who would pay to live where you do...

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Sunday 7 August 2011 1:56

If this was reverse where you were in the shower and he rushed in to evacuate that chimichanga that didn't sit too well from the night before.. Then it might be an FML