Close but no BJ

nikkrissa_04 - 07/08/2009 11:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML
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Never ever offer to do it again. If he hints that he wants one, tell him his penis isn't clean enough for your mouth. He sounds like a REAL moron!

urmomshouse 0

We dont want anything nasty goin on our jonsons. Now stop smoking

So he was fine with you kissing him, but your mouth "isn't clean enough" for THAT?

What kind of kinky shit have you too been doing before you offered the *******

HootyHoops1300 11

AAAAAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAAAAAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

J15237 25

What the **** is the matter with your man. Weren't you just kissing and things were advancing?