Cliché

Username - 12/11/2011 21:42 - United States

Today, my daughter-in-law sent me another romantic text that was meant for her husband. Not only can't she spell for shit, the clichés she uses are horrifyingly embarrassing. The fact this keeps happening makes me want to slam her head in the oven. FML
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DocBastard 38

Meant for "her husband"...suuuuuure it was. I wouldn't bother slamming her head in the oven. I've tried that on numerous FML commenters to no avail. I recommend a taser. The spelling isn't better, but at least they're quiet for a few minutes.

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rachilio 26

Whoa. Anger issues much?

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julia_lynn 21

Wow, you're probably like my ex in-laws, who acted nice to my face and talked shit about me behind my back, as if I'm so stupid I can't figure it out. Poor spellers suck but you seriously need to calm it down, OP. For better or worse, she's part of your family and the sooner you accept it, the less of a douche you'll seem.

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firemedic919 0

hey she's a crazy bitch but she oh sorry. tell her to focus, and for the ones who don't know it means **** off cause ur stupid so just focus.

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daftPunKt 4

Wow, you sound so bitter. Get over yourself angry grandma

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bibi18_fml 0

So she accidentaly sends you a "romantic text" meant for her husband. Shouldn't you be happy that she actually cares about him enough to do so? Or are you the mom who never wants to let go of her baby boy and hates every other female in his life? People do make mistakes

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FarSide 22

Yeah, but the same mistake over and over is not a mistake. It is a pattern. But if the daughter-in-law wants to be a low-class **** with her husband, its her business.

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christen09 8

someone is jealous her son got himself a new woman eh?

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icxiibunnie 14

Lol all i can say is sounds like an abusive father in law and a dumbass daughter in law XD

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kurlyfries222 0

You're a bitch/bastard...don't know if your the mother or father in-law!

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btbamfan75 0

ill be the first one to say that doc bastard has never tried any of that because then hed be in jail

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DocBastard 38

You are correct. I get to sublimate all my angry energy into good energy by slicing people open and removing their organs. Aaaahhh, therapy.

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withasmile 3

At least she tries to please him - (low class **** person is probably a bore in bed btw) - you sound like a nightmare in law. Lucky for me mine aren't like you!

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