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AkaiKitsune - 17/06/2017 14:00

Today, a customer passed out in the bathroom, so we didn't realize he was there until after closing. I don't know what he'd shot up, but whatever it was told him he should run around naked. It's been two hours and the cops still haven't shown up. I can't leave until he does. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Keep calling the cops? Are you telling them you fear for your safety?

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Glowworm56 26

*Reads OP's user name* Are you sure your horse didn't teach him that? ;)

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Glowworm56 26

Thank goodness the store was closed at this point!

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Glowworm56 26

*Reads OP's user name* Are you sure your horse didn't teach him that? ;)

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Eashy 16

Does your boss pay more for overtime?

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RichardPencil 30

Keep calling the cops? Are you telling them you fear for your safety?

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azouwa 26

I would of placed him and his belongings outside and shut and locked the door. he's lucky he's dealing with you and not me.

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Mike3258 18

first you gotta catch the naked man. and that may include accidentally touching his wiener

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GIJoefan 6

I would say it was bath salts, but I'm not sure if that can be injected, and they don't make you pass out.

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kirkaygri 18

I'd have called 911. Then an ambulance and a cop would have shown up. You could say he was delusional and acting violent and erratic and you thought he was having a medical emergency.

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Cynical_1 26

Wow...third FML published in less than a week! That's amazing! You're on a roll. At least this one isn't about your horse(s).

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Adeline90 10

OMG!!!Where do you work exactly?

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AkaiKitsune 31

Right by two drug regab centres and a minimum security prison.

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