Classy guy

Anonymous - 01/02/2013 07:01 - United States

Today, I actually considered my boyfriend romantic and deserving of an award when he didn't fart after sex. FML
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mega20913 8

all the comments above me are negative in votes...tough crowd this morning

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Mideoyeo 12

Maybe giving him an award will condition him to not fart after sex, try it!~

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gemmadaws 3

Thank heavens for your high standards other wise he would have wet the bed

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dhenri 9

I mean, at least you're getting laid.

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mykelinva 4

The act of sex and the hormones released during an ****** relax the body. Maybe he doesn't want to fart but his body relaxes and they slip out. Maybe he is holding his gas in as long as he can so as not to offend you....

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Zehla 7

True love: If my boyfriend farts during or after sex it kills the mood. Not because it disgusts me, but because I am laughing too hard to focus. Lighten up, OP.

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GoodLookingGeese 10

I hate all of these stories about guys acting life fuc**ng pigs! They break real guys reputation!

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ashjo 12

Who cares my burps like every five seconds...... Thank God he doesn't during sex though

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SoylentCandycorn 10

If OP is a dude and his BF is the bottom, the BF kind of has an excuse. Just sayin'.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Did you finally get to cuddle without enduring a Dutch oven?

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