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NewlyDread - 06/02/2013 02:31 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking at engagement rings. When the store owner asked about our budget, my boyfriend said with a straight face, "Nothing too expensive, I have a big penis so I don't have to overcompensate by buying a big diamond." FML

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Anonymous - 02/09/2016 14:50 - United Kingdom - Shepton Mallet

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd drive me to the jeweler's to pick out a ring. We drove there, I picked the ring, and the sales person rang it up. I glanced at my boyfriend, only for him to reply, "Well don't look at me!" FML

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anonymous - 14/03/2010 05:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to marry me. Since he doesn't know my ring size, he asked for me to find a ring that I liked, and he would buy it and propose. The only problem is that he won't spend more than 200 dollars on it. Oh, the generosity. FML

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jkl54 - - United States - Salem

Today, I went with my girlfriend to the mall. We were looking at jewellery in Zales and she came across the engagement rings. She looks at one and says, "Are you kidding me? That ring is hideous and it's the most expensive one here! Who the fuck would buy that?" Well, that would be me. FML

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badluck - 21/07/2014 19:31 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML

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whatsername92 - 01/02/2013 03:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me the most beautiful diamond ring I have ever seen. As I excitedly put it on my finger, he told me it wasn't an engagement ring, but I should wear it like one to keep other men away and seem "unapproachable". FML

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Loved - 25/05/2019 16:15

Today, my boyfriend bought me an engagement ring. It turned out to be the wrong size and we had to return it, since the store said it couldn't be re-sized. As we headed home, I felt guilty, so I turned to him and apologized. His response? "It's OK honey, I didn't really want to marry you that much anyway." FML

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arthise - 09/10/2013 07:03 - United States - Evansville

Today, my boyfriend won a diamond engagement ring through a citywide competition. Instead of proposing to me, he's selling it. FML

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undanya__four - 10/04/2015 20:19 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML

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limegreengiraffe - - United States - Lubbock

Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML

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dino0123 - - United States - Herndon

Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML

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Wednesday 6 February 2013 9:01

You are one lucky lady!

chelsearenaeee 16

Wednesday 6 February 2013 9:03

She clearly gets the D

dwc2134 5

Wednesday 6 February 2013 9:32

Well, was he serious or joking? Also, if he was joking, could it have been a relaxed way of saying he really DOESN'T have an enormous amount of cash to spend on an Engagement ring?

hama806 19

Wednesday 6 February 2013 10:29

It sounds like he was joking. Maybe a little nervous too. I think OP was embarrassed but I thought it was really funny. Touché OP's future husband.

JJ_Rokk 10

Wednesday 6 February 2013 9:34

This is neither and FML or a YDI... This is just a win.

figgity83 15

Wednesday 6 February 2013 9:37

Yell I can't fault his logic but still don't say it out loud lol

vark10 7

Wednesday 6 February 2013 9:40

So many good retorts were available to you!

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 6 February 2013 9:43

Oh, he just wanted to brag about his penis!

zandalee 19

Wednesday 6 February 2013 9:52

Well I recon it should! ;)

JanisEvans 10

Wednesday 6 February 2013 9:56

That's cool. Finally a guy who isn't falling for the societal guilt trip that is rings have to be big and expensive. Do you love him? So then surely the ring doesn't matter? Also, congrats! You got yourself a man with a sense of humour. You win all around.