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lifesux - 31/12/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, I had a blind date. When I arrived at our meeting place, I spotted my date, because he was the only one in the bar wearing a nametag. I walked up to him and asked, "Are you John?" He responded, "That depends. Are you Jen?" When I said yes he said, "Then no," and left. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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Weird encounter

No date for me - 29/03/2025 00:00 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML

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Tonight, on Blind Dates…

dateless - - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML

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Tiffosaur - 04/01/2013 06:12 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML

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oprahahaha - 02/03/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date that my sister had set up. When I arrived at the coffeeshop, I approached a man waiting by the counter, asking if his name was Tim (my date's name). He looked at me and said no and then left with a drink clearly labeled "Tim" in bold letters. FML

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Anonymous - 05/11/2012 19:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML

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Classic blunder

Jake404 - 10/07/2023 00:02 - Australia

Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML

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goodeyesight - 11/10/2012 14:02 - Brazil - Sào Paulo

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

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Bad omen

coveholli - 15/11/2014 14:43 - Australia - Perth

Today, I went on a blind date. Not only did his phone go flat before I found him, but we were at totally different bars. FML

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Fashion Week

NotAGoodStart - 07/03/2020 14:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I went on a blind date, meeting up in a park. I got there first and sat down to wait for him. After a while, a guy sat down next to me. I wasn't sure if it was him, so I texted him, asking if he'd arrived. His response was, "I'm already here, sat to the left of the old woman dressed like a gypsy." FML

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well okay then - 20/05/2013 16:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML

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deviliciousv4 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 22:53

thats rude. he dosent have to be an asshole.

gwoodboy 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 22:54

That piece of stool Is a big old tool And is about as deep As a kiddie pool. He wasn't worth your time anyway.

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Saturday 2 January 2010 9:24

Wow...all these comments about looks. How dumb do you have to be to walk up to someone wearing a NAME TAG and ask them their name? Maybe he dismissed her because she was STUPID. Seriously. She deserved it.

Icarus3 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 9:50

By "blind date" do you mean "guy I met on MySpace but refused to show a good picture of myself to"? If so, YDI (and so does he). If not, FYL.

mr3speed 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 10:40

it's the law of the jungle, if your not an attractive lioness than what makes you think your going to find a lion. second of all your an idiot for having to ask his name when he was wearing a ******* name tag, ar'tard

captdingaling 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 21:32

haha im sorry but after reading this i couldnt help but laughing

bawse 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 7:57

FYL Just saying, they're many nice guys out there and many douchebags

allen20 0

Monday 4 January 2010 4:34

if i think a girl is ugly i dont just tell her straight out :O

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Monday 4 January 2010 6:27

I just dont understand how anyone could be so ugly to another person like that. Even if i didnt think my date was cute, i would have hungout. You are much better off without him. Dont take it too hard, you'll find someone who loves you for you!