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AnatomyLecture - 22/01/2017 14:00

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the size of a man's penis is not proportional to his height. He was insecure because he's 5'6" and assumed everyone taller had a bigger penis than him. He's 30. FML

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Anonymous - 14/03/2010 13:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he can't keep an erection while we have sex is that I'm not attractive enough. FML

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PennyLane27 32

Sunday 22 January 2017 14:12

Nahh... He's fine...Unless his hands are smaller than certain elected officials.

TiggyBonkers 32

Sunday 22 January 2017 17:46

Suuure

CreativeName1 6

Tuesday 24 January 2017 4:13

That's so sad. He shouldn't be insecure about his penis size. Only that he is 5'6.

Mathias1188 7

Thursday 26 January 2017 21:19

unless you are having sex with everyone else, i fail to see why he feels he needs to be insecure. and if you are having sex with everyone else, his penis size is the leastofhis worries