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smiler - 17/03/2010 16:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I had my wisdom teeth removed. The sympathetic words from my boyfriend asked if this meant I could open my mouth a bit wider for him now. FML

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It can't wait

fatcheeks - 02/03/2010 16:58 - United States

Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth removed. I went to see my boyfriend for comfort because I was in so much pain. The first thing he asked me when I saw him with huge cheeks? When would be the next time I could give him a blowjob. FML

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Numb - 11/04/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. My usually detached and unromantic boyfriend rushed right over after work with flowers and movies. A little while later, he admitted excitedly that he'd heard the numbing medication also works on gag reflexes and wanted to test the theory. FML

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dating a fking cnt - 10/11/2012 00:16 - Canada

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML

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fatface - 13/04/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me when my face was going to go back to normal after being swollen from having my wisdom teeth taken out last week. My face is back to normal. FML

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NOIDIDNOT - 19/11/2012 06:21 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML

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Anonymous - 12/05/2009 20:56 - United States

Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML

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Ouch

Cindy1897 - 27/08/2017 20:00

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed and took the pain medicine that the oral surgeon prescribed for me before bed. The pain actually did go away for the most part, until my stomach decided to betray me and make me throw up, forcing my jaw to open more than it could after surgery. FML

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I'm so sorry

Anonymous - 21/02/2015 14:20 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my girlfriend got her wisdom teeth removed. I really want to help her out while she recovers, but her swollen cheeks combined with her natural buck teeth keep making me crack up every time I see her. I can't help it and I'm now in the doghouse. FML

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pain in my gums - 27/02/2017 11:30 - Canada - St. John's

Today, I went to the dentist to get my wisdom teeth removed. The surgeon took a better X-ray to see what he was dealing with before he got started. When he came back into the room, he started to laugh and told me it was my lucky day because in the X-rays he found 2 big extra wisdom teeth. FML

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Hole in one

Anonymous - 24/04/2023 02:00 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I got a tooth pulled out. I now have a hole connecting my mouth to my nose. Drinking and eating is whole new experience. FML

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Domonator 16

Wednesday 17 March 2010 23:08

Yes, just open wide ... before you bite down.

Domonator 16

Wednesday 17 March 2010 23:05

Actually, no sucking for him...

BobbyLeez 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 4:13

Ashlyn you are hot

Rosii3 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 4:20

mmm yumm:) hhahha just kidding

goonie85 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 4:37

Were you under general anesthesia? I'm just wondering if he tried you on for size while you were waking up.... I know when I got mine pulled I was ******* useless.

breyahna12397 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 4:52

he sounds like a hornball...lolz say no but idk why yhu complaining yhur so small I can fit the whole thing and more in then laugh and walk away... jk...but srry for wat happened today

FMLTrollperson 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 5:17

 your bf is made of win

956TXking 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 6:11

I think the real question is can she swallow

Timeline 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 6:17

well can you XD

BeyondUno 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 10:58

is it a good thing?assuming you like to suck lol.or bad due to the fact your bf was'nt very supportive?

tcbailey 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 11:27

lmao what a jerk!!! love it !

Angeledice 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 14:10

Where are the girls with a sense of humor? Mine said something similar and it hurt because I had to laugh whilst I could only open my mouth for 2 cm.

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Today, I'm so lazy, I dread getting up early on days that haven't arrived yet. For stuff I actually like doing, too. FML

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Today, I found a "White Power" bumper sticker on the back of my car. I don't know what idiot thought it'd be funny to put it there, but now my neighbors think I'm a proud racist. FML

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Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML

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Today, at the age of 20, I still have a bed time. It is strictly enforced by my cat via endless meows if I am up past 11 pm. FML

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Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML

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Today, I met my boyfriend's family. He calls his parents things like “geriatric hag” and “old clown”. I was about to yell at him, but they started calling him “nancy boy” and “nerd”. Apparently they love each other, but only communicate through abuse. I can’t believe I may soon marry into this mess. FML

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