Check yourself out

Anonymous - 08/08/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I resorted to trying to guilt trip my husband into getting his prostate checked. He asked for one good reason why he should, so I said because he has two kids who don’t want to see him get prostate cancer. His response, "Nope, not good enough, now leave me alone." FML
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The good thing is that prostate cancer is one of the very slowest cancers. And a blood PSA test by your general practitioner can help detect the cancer without some doctor sticking their finger up your ass…. I am a man and my urologist used to do the finger exam ever time I had an appointment and that’s a psychologically uncomfortable thing. But he was able surgically to correct my urination problems…

Tell him he has a chance of getting fingered by a hot doctor. Just don't mention that doctor might also be a dude until it's too late.

The good thing is that prostate cancer is one of the very slowest cancers. And a blood PSA test by your general practitioner can help detect the cancer without some doctor sticking their finger up your ass…. I am a man and my urologist used to do the finger exam ever time I had an appointment and that’s a psychologically uncomfortable thing. But he was able surgically to correct my urination problems…

Tell him he has a chance of getting fingered by a hot doctor. Just don't mention that doctor might also be a dude until it's too late.