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Nastiaa - 15/02/2009 15:49 - Estonia

Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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KenzFell - 05/06/2012 07:27 - Canada - Calgary

Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML

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Malfunctioning equipment

Alyxandrea Loffer - 24/09/2020 01:02 - United States - Ellsworth

Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML

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Anonymous - 17/06/2022 09:00 - Algeria - Tipaza

Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML

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But he's only 5

Anonymous - 18/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML

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Anonymous - 13/05/2021 17:01

Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML

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Wardrobe malfunction

Anonymous - 24/04/2025 06:00 - United States - Tarpon Springs

Today, I tripped and fell, and didn’t realize my tank top strap broke. I walked around with my boob out for a solid 3 minutes in PUBLIC until my friend ran up behind me and yanked my tank top back up. He found it funny, and apparently everyone else got a great view. Talk about embarrassing. FML

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girl - 22/11/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, in dance class we did a choreography where we wear two shirts and take one off in one quick motion. After I took mine off, the audience goes "aaah". Then I realize that I had taken both my shirts off as stood there with only my bra on. I was being videotaped. FML

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exposed - 15/03/2010 06:35 - United States

Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML

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paula434 - 05/12/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with my shyness. Nobody told me I was standing on top of an air vent. It went on. My skirt flew up, revealing my underwear to 90 people. Nobody remembers the content of my speech. FML

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Anonymous - 31/12/2012 07:58 - United States

Today, while helping out at a retirement home, I had to get a book off a bookshelf. When I reached up, my watch got stuck on my shirt, resulting in my shirt lifting up. I just flashed my man-boobs to at least 20 senior citizens, and one of them even asked if he could have a feel. FML

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ifyouonlyknew77 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 19:42

so why do you wear low cut shirts to entertain young children? Bad life decision, you totally deserved this.

KenMcGormick 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 20:31

what kind of funny moves u do to entertain kids while wearing low cut??? peek-a-boob?

tchart2468 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 5:43

epic fail

kappaaa 12

Friday 24 September 2010 23:23

No shit!!

nikkirl5 1

Tuesday 2 November 2010 9:20

wow . if you didn't notice you must be used to your boobs poping out at "local events"

OwenMcAwesome 0

Friday 5 November 2010 7:06

Do you do birthdays?

KRYPTON1T3 5

Wednesday 22 December 2010 8:06

why were you wearing something like that in front of kids? wear appropriate clothing for that!

chaos753159 4

Wednesday 23 February 2011 7:22

I hope so :)

Skylarboyle 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 17:48

umm not the parents just the daddies and possibly the lesbians

drethereason 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 22:41

put a turtleneck on!

astriofou 0

Monday 2 May 2011 8:26

YAY!

ipwnu6 0

Monday 2 May 2011 23:14

why would u wear a low cut to a little kids party? why didn't the adults inform u? :/

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