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elevenharries - 03/06/2010 08:54 - United Kingdom

Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML

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Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML

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Anonymous - 29/08/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML

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Oh hi!

showerstupid - 04/04/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was in the shower, and I decided to go join him. I took all my clothes off and stepped into the bathroom. I slipped on some water, and ended up hitting my head on the toilet and passing out. When I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in his towel. Wrong person. FML

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nude - 15/01/2010 00:43 - United States

Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML

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Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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Hotdamn - 21/03/2016 04:32 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and steamy in the shower, until I slipped and fell backwards into the shower curtain, which caused me to hit the back of my head on the toilet seat, and the bar of the shower curtain to land on my throat. FML

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cfaul001 - 29/02/2012 17:41 - United States

Today, I got extremely wasted and decided to take a shower with my boyfriend. What seemed like a good and sexy idea turned into us falling and getting wedged in the bathtub. FML

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Mrs. Ned - 09/09/2015 02:00 - United States - Incline Village

Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML

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Buzzing the tower

Princess ? - 12/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML

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Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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jonjon1217 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 16:24

Usually shower doors at least click into place...how hard did you throw yourself against it?!

margxoxo 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 16:12

how did you not remember? sorry, ydi.

GDIalex 11

Sunday 6 June 2010 18:43

Anyway, nice try, OP :)

FknJames 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 0:06

wtf

ketchphraize 0

Saturday 12 June 2010 12:32

.....damn

skyeyez9 24

Monday 12 July 2010 18:02

One of my favorite FML's so far.

guyboy 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 1:47

ydi for trying to be sexy

maskedbunny 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 23:22

I thought the same this as you, 16. The OP couldn't remember how the door opened? Really?

PurpleLlamas 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 8:44

in soviet Russia, shower door press up on you.

alleycat312 0

Friday 15 October 2010 1:47

bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

bean1205 8

Monday 4 November 2013 19:32

Surely you noticed that when you climbed into the shower that the door opens outwards? But still, unlucks for you..

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