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Cheapskate

Anonymous - 02/09/2013 17:03 - United States - Gladewater

Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML

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Anonymous - 20/03/2016 02:05 - United States

Today, I told my husband that when I get my birth control taken out later this year, I would like to take a break from it for a while. He just said, "Condoms are too expensive and I don't want to waste $2 every time we do it." FML

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Anonymous - 13/10/2011 16:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML

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Tiny Tim

hmmmm - 13/08/2012 12:19 - Australia

Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML

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Broke boy

Carmen - 11/04/2011 16:57 - United States

Today, I realized that my boyfriend does not stop by my apartment to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually stopping by between his classes to steal my condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML

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Red flag

safety first - 08/10/2023 22:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that having my own condoms is unattractive, emasculating, and a turn off. According to him it's the man’s responsibility to provide the protection, and the fact that I have my own means I must have been very promiscuous if I needed to have them on hand. I’m allergic to the pill. FML

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d - 26/03/2010 07:31 - United States

Today, when I was trying to break up with my boyfriend, I told him how I needed space and time to think. His response was, "Ok, we're out of condoms anyway." FML

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anon - 31/08/2014 15:14 - United States

Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML

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WTF - 22/08/2012 22:22 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom collection. When I reacted with disgust, he "reassured" me that he only keeps the ones he uses with me. FML

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rxcrs3 - 09/08/2012 06:44 - United States

Today, as I was cashing a customer out, he stopped me in the middle of the transaction just to tell me that the condoms he was buying are too big for him. FML

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Anonymous - 23/06/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML

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Welshite 39

Monday 2 September 2013 22:53

Babies are more expensive. Just sayin'.

tehdarkness 21

Monday 2 September 2013 22:54

Time to split the cost perhaps?

Zombie_Sea_Otter 9

Friday 6 September 2013 16:21

What a dumb ass.... Blow it on the tummy.

maggiefox 25

Saturday 7 September 2013 6:55

Stick to oral.

Canureadthis 4

Monday 9 September 2013 5:36

but a new boyfriend is priceless

jimmywithsalt 19

Monday 9 September 2013 23:50

Okay, they're not THAT expensive. And some clinics hand them out for free. He's probably just trying to manipulate you into having unprotected sex. DON'T DO IT.

Euphrates 10

Friday 27 September 2013 23:42

condoms are too expensive and your to cheap _ is what he meant

kyla_milan13 5

Monday 14 October 2013 4:43

Uh why don't you just buy them and stop bitching.... :) lol jk. But seriously. If he can't buy them you can. And they kinda are!

krismarie1215 3

Wednesday 20 November 2013 3:44

buy some then or get on the pill

hulopro 16

Monday 6 January 2014 5:50

DO ANAL...

Jamaican_Domo 10

Tuesday 3 June 2014 5:46

You can get a condom for 49¢ at the gas station, so that's a terrible excuse

Mrman1998 7

Wednesday 10 September 2014 5:15

health departments are free?

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