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broke_otaku - 09/08/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me to sniff his armpit to see if he was the one who smelled. I did because we are that comfortable with us. After a couple of sniffs I heard laughter. I forgot I was sitting in his living room and his family was watching me the whole time. I am now the BO finder. FML

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Username - 10/08/2011 12:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML

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The literal smell test

Yudith - 02/12/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, my boss held his polo shirt one inch from my nose and asked me to smell it. He said that he was going into one of our tenants' apartment and wanted to smell him before and after so I could judge said apartment's cleanliness. FML

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fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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KaiyaOtaku1 - 14/07/2014 23:48 - United States - Seattle

Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML

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Madi - 30/11/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

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Finger lickin'

Anonymous - - United States - Brecksville

Today, I smelled chicken nuggets and asked my boyfriend if he was making some. He wasn't. It was my armpits. FML

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Class act

LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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ahhhboys - 27/11/2010 19:12 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML

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unattractive - 18/12/2010 09:32 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

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elliebutton 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 12:08

Gross. Why would you even do that?

ShyShy_fml 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 12:19

You "forgot" you were in his living room? Um, yea.... sure you did....

bdaniels362 3

Sunday 9 August 2009 15:09

Well that's gross....and how do you forget people are in the room. I just don't get that! YDI

letitbe56 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 15:10

Why are people saying YDI? Have that many people on FML never been in a serious relationship? Or have only the trolls come online today?

justme001 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 15:29

Really? You can tell they're in a serious relationship because she jammed her nose in his pit? Are they ready for marriage when she becomes comfortable with sniffing balls?

summer99 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 15:48

sniffing armpits is your characterzation of a "serious" relationship? wow.

WonderBlunder 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 15:18

"honey, wanna smell my armpit?" "**sniff sniff** ahh..sweet and sour, love it!" "ok, my turn **sniff sniff**" "guess what? I got you a present!" "ooo.. What's that?" "my sweaty tshirt that I wore for whole week" "aww.. Your the best bf ever!"