Caught short

highleyj - 01/04/2009 08:16 - United States

Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML
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amykillswitch 0

why would you use money. take your underwear off and use those. then throw them in the garbage. so what if you lose a pair of undies and have to go commando all day? at least you would have had money to go buy some more.

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McButterpants 0

I prefer to wipe with hundreds but that's me..

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xkaokaox 0

Yea #31 is right, I would have used my sock xD

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wyltk55 2

yep, socks will do the trick just fine

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zooauthor7 0

Maybe he wasn't wearing socks? I know he was at work, but still..

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ronniett 0

Yes, use your socks, al tough the dollar aint that much any more.

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MaddieMonster 0

i'm with the whole sock idea... or be smart and check ahead. well, at least know you know to check next time!

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ohreally123 0

That's why you always check first. Also, that's disgusting. Money is the dirtiest thing. Oh, and there are always the toilet seat covers, you could use them too [unless they're out].

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bam123 0

you should have asked someone to hand you some from the next stall

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shananigans 0

I would've just used my underwear and then gone commando (or socks if you were wearing any). Could've gone out and bought some five dollar panties at Ross or something if you would be really uncomfortable. Kudos on only having to use two bills though, I would've used up half a roll...

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ilaughatfmls 0

your butt is only worth $10? that's sad...

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ohreally123 0

if it's a single bathroom with no stalls, then there would be paper towels to dry your hands on. Again, something else to use.

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skyttlz 32

OP. said they were out of paper towels

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