Health, Smoking Liar Caught in 4K

Caught in 4K

reptar2009 - 02/12/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, my parents found cigarettes in my car. After a long argument lasting over an hour, I convinced them that they weren't mine and that I don't smoke. A few minutes later, I went to work. Guess who decided to visit me during my smoke break. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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Anonymous - 21/09/2013 04:07 - United States - Mccomb

Today, my mom found my dad's hidden stash of cigarettes. He told her they were mine and now I have to spend two hours at therapy for my "smoking problem" every weekend. I've never smoked. FML

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Respect the herb

Anonymous - 01/09/2022 10:00

Today I’d been saving a weed cigarette, which is legal where we live, until my parents went on holiday. I had just sparked up when they came back home after dad forgot his passport. The lecture I had to endure went on for so long, I think I’d have preferred an old-fashioned beating. FML

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OuttaNowhere81 - 15/05/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML

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Chill out, Judy

Anonymous - 11/07/2021 08:01

Today, my mom found out about my brother smoking. She calmly discussed smoking with him. On the other hand, I got yelled at and made to do chores all day despite having a university exam, just because I knew about it but I didn't tell her, because I knew that I would get the short end of the stick. FML

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AintEasyBeinWheezy - 28/04/2016 18:26 - United States

Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML

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oldschool - 23/01/2010 02:10 - United States

Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML

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Goody2shoes - 21/07/2010 16:08 - India

Today, my mom found my pack of cigarettes. She's now making me go to rehab. I had only smoked one cigarette ever just to try it. I didn't even like it. FML

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tanksfan - - India

Today, after secretly smoking for more than two years, I decided to quit. I came home from work to see my wife holding a pack and asking me what was it doing behind the toilet seat. FML

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Smokey look

Phabia - 21/04/2015 00:16 - United States - Newton

Today, I was sent to the front office for having blood shot eyes and smelling like smoke. I just didn't get enough sleep and had trouble putting my contacts in, and I always smell like smoke because of my parents' excessive smoking. They didn't believe me. My parents had to come in to back me up. FML

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lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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Wednesday 2 December 2009 9:15

enjoy your emphysema :) YDI

cpatrick820 3

Wednesday 2 December 2009 9:29

Honestly, who do you expect to feel bad for you? You just admitted you lied. You got caught in a lie. Boo ******' hoo

rockybalboaaa_ 6

Wednesday 29 August 2012 14:41

But YDI 'cause smoking is gross . Why did you even start ? No girl finds that attractive . Hope you like yellow , decayed teeth and bad breath . And a stinky car .

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Friday 12 October 2012 1:14

YDI for not just telling them you smoke

Jokerswyld 5

Tuesday 6 November 2012 17:29

YDI for lying however smoking is a decision that I have to live with I personally am tired of hearing about people sayin I shuldnt smoke I have to deal with drunk peoples bullshit on a daily basis and yes their stupidity directly affects me I.e. drunk texts/calls at 3am, cant hardly understand what they r sayin when u try to have a conversation with them, smelling the sickening alcohol smell on them, etc. I dont drink but I also dont feel the need to lecture someone on the "dangers of it" nor give them shit bout the smell I expect the same in respect when it comes to my life choices

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Saturday 3 August 2013 18:00

Your smoking will probably kill you before your parents do. YDI

josh717 8

Monday 2 September 2013 5:36

Least they care :)

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Sunday 1 December 2013 1:59

Ydi

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Tuesday 24 December 2013 7:37

ThTs why yu hide them in the glove department ..!! Like me ahahah & don't let them see lol

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Tuesday 13 May 2014 5:06

Karma's a bitch

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Wednesday 22 October 2014 17:59

My mom still doesn't know I smoke lol I'm glad for that too. Sadly I'm 20 yrs old brother is 25 smoker if she finds out I smoke I'll probably be kicked out of the house. She already knows bout my bro lol it sucks being the youngest.