Love, Relatable Cheating Carry On Milking

Carry On Milking

Anonymous - 07/11/2022 18:00

Today, my wife admitted she has fallen in love with a guy who delivers milk and other dairy to our local shop. She is literally cheating on me with the milkman. FML

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Scott - 15/09/2011 07:34 - United States

Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML

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sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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SouthPaw - 14/01/2015 21:48 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I confronted my wife because I thought the many hours a day she spends at a local coffee shop were so she could smoke. Turns out she's cheating on me. FML

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crapedup - 10/10/2011 23:11 - United States

Today, I mentioned to my wife that we should try marriage counseling. She responded by denying it while throwing a carton of milk at me. FML

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The truth

LOLCATS - 13/10/2009 13:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife came home from work early and told me she'd been fired. She was really upset so I told her how much she means to me and how much I love her to help cheer her up. She then told me she was caught getting it on with another employee. FML

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Love is love

anon - 22/11/2022 22:00

Today, I found out that my wife is indeed cheating on me. Not bad enough? She's sleeping with a guy who squats in a derelict storefront near our house. A hobo stole my wife. FML

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Mommy milkers

Anonymous - 30/09/2009 05:17 - Malaysia

Today, we ran out of milk and my 4 year-old son came up to me and asked if he could "milk" my wife's breasts for his cereal. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him and his sister is selfish for not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. FML

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Play stupid games…

Boomerang - 04/06/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I thought I’d get revenge on my cheating husband by seducing the woman he’s been seeing behind my back. Unfortunately, even though I’ve never been attracted to women, I’ve inexplicably fallen head over heels in love with her. What now? FML

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tmi4me - 26/05/2015 03:50 - United States

Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML

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Chapter and verse

Anonymous - 29/12/2015 14:15

Today, I found out my wife has been taking "Love thy neighbour" very literally with the bloke next door. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 7 November 2022 18:43

What is figurative cheating? If you mean the cliché of ******* the milkman, it's a pretty cheesy one.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 14 November 2022 3:47

Who else has the Cell Block Tango in their heads now (thanks to the part about a woman killing her husband for yelling at her for "screwing the milkman")? :D

RichardPencil 30

Monday 7 November 2022 18:43

What is figurative cheating? If you mean the cliché of ******* the milkman, it's a pretty cheesy one.

Marcella1016 31

Monday 7 November 2022 20:29

No idea why, but that gave me some kind of gross visual that I have no idea how to describe.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 14 November 2022 3:47

Who else has the Cell Block Tango in their heads now (thanks to the part about a woman killing her husband for yelling at her for "screwing the milkman")? :D