Stuck, Creepypasta Parents Can't escape the QAnon Flavor Aid

Can't escape the QAnon Flavor Aid

Can't move out - 25/06/2021 18:01

Today, I found out my parents truly believe that Donald Trump will return to power in August. They also believed it was going to happen in March. It's like living in a death cult. Help. FML

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MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain - 30/03/2016 05:24 - Canada - Guelph

Today, I discovered that my Dad's family very much supports Donald Trump. They tried to convince me to support his campaign by donating money. We're not even American. FML

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All true, obviously

Anonymous - 29/05/2019 02:00

Today, I found out that my mother-in-law thinks that Trump is the "best man to walk the earth since Jesus," and that he's "fighting the deep state who's in control of the fake news." She tried to indoctrinate me. FML

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Scheming

lordoftheweird - 08/02/2025 13:00 - Canada

Today, I found out my parents' entire marriage was a convoluted scheme to get them both permanently unfit to stand trial. I am genuinely scared to find out what they have planned. FML

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Good luck out there…

Anonymous - 04/11/2020 11:02

Today, my father said I only voted for Biden "because I watch the news." He's a hardcore Trumpster. FML

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Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name

Emily - 17/09/2019 08:00

Today, I found out that my parents think my boyfriend is the devil. FML

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Trumpet - 28/06/2019 02:49

Today, my mom called me again to whine about what she heard about Trump on the news. I don't like him either and often agree with her, but she does this every 20 minutes so she can update with me. She's done this since he took office. FML

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skyhigh - 13/01/2011 05:48 - United States

Today, I discovered my parents have spent my college fund because "2012 will happen" before I graduate. FML

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Anonymous - 23/02/2016 05:16 - United States - Davis

Today, I realized that I will be leaving for the US Marine Corps in June, and the presidential election is in November. I could potentially be serving with Trump as my Commander-in-Chief. FML

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Whackjobs 'R Us

Anonymous - 01/11/2020 11:01 - Slovakia - Senec

Today, I realised that 3/4 of my family are prone to believe conspiracies and are anti-vax Covid freaks. I want to keep our relationships, but every discussion ends in an argument about some conspiracy they believe. FML

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It's a cult

Anonymous - 25/01/2021 08:01 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I found out via Facebook that my once-favourite aunt has fully bought into the QAnon bullshit about the "stolen" US election, bible quotes and all. We live in the UK. FML

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Bogrbon 27

Friday 25 June 2021 18:39

If they get together with a bunch of their friends and make Kool-aid, don't drink any of it whatever they say...

randybryant799 20

Friday 25 June 2021 21:38

I am so sorry. It's a mental illness. Maybe they'll recover?

Bogrbon 27

Friday 25 June 2021 18:39

If they get together with a bunch of their friends and make Kool-aid, don't drink any of it whatever they say...

randybryant799 20

Friday 25 June 2021 21:38

I am so sorry. It's a mental illness. Maybe they'll recover?

Jonkbaby 22

Saturday 26 June 2021 9:00

I'm very sorry, OP

duchessdoughnut 2

Thursday 9 January 2025 22:22

annnnnd four years later………. 😂

ClintBEASTw00d 3

Sunday 17 August 2025 21:48

this aged nicely 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you lose liberal cuck

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Today, it finally became clear to me that before you start dating a co-worker, it's best to figure out who they've already dated from work, just in case one of her exes is your new manager. FML

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Today, my father retired and made sure to buy both my younger sisters and their partners near new cars. Despite only one having a licence. Then bought the bare minimal definition of a "functioning" car for me, as compensation for paying off the family car on my own. FML

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Today, after several days of deep-cleaning my house, I found a huge section of my room covered in black mold. I almost puked when I saw it. Not only could that have put anyone in the hospital, but it also explains why I've been getting sick all the time as of late. FML

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Today, like every day for the past year or so, I went for a walk. And like every time I go for a walk, I got severely winded halfway through. I have no medical issues like asthma, I’m just out of shape. FML

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