Intimacy Busted - FML

Busted

Anonymous - 29/08/2012 21:37 - United States

Today, while getting pretty intimate with my newlywed wife in the car, a cop turned his lights on. As he was walking up, I was trying to get my pants back on but they wouldn't fit over my knees. The cop just laughed and walked away. Turns out my wife had my pants on and I was trying to put hers on. FML

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suzanneallen - 11/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML

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loveade11 - 12/01/2010 19:28 - France

Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML

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Kinda sus

kmf - 10/08/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to get hot and heavy in my truck at our favorite park. We started going at it and we were both butt naked when I saw a car pull into the lot. Not only was it a cop car, but the first thing the cop asked my girlfriend was, "Are you being held against your will?" FML

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just_a_bit_akwRd - 04/08/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML

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anonymous - 03/06/2013 04:41 - United States - Banner Elk

Today, feeling the need to spice things up in our sex life, I dressed up in my husband's navy uniform jacket, hat, and a pair of heels. When he came into the room, he took one look at me and started laughing uncontrollably. FML

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Caught red-handed

Anonymous - 30/11/2020 20:04

Today, my girlfriend and I got busted by the cops having sex in a dark parking lot near the beach. As if that wasn't bad enough, as I was trying to talk my way out of a ticket, one of the cops peeks into the car window and I hear my girlfriend awkwardly giggle and say, "Hi daddy." FML

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Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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fuck my arse - 08/08/2013 22:15 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, my husband and I were fooling around, and things got heated. In the heat of things, I told him to tear my panties off. He took it literally and yanked at them with all his might. It's been two hours and I still can't walk straight. FML

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limecat - 06/10/2009 07:12 - United States

Today, I was stopped by a cop while walking down the street. He was slowly trailing me before pulling along side of me and asking how my night was going. He then said, "You know I can't let you do this. Know those new jeans you bought? The sticker is still on the leg" and drove off. FML

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Night on the tiles

Anonymous - 07/04/2022 18:00

Today, my wife got drunk and stopped for a pee against the wheel of a parked police car, with three coppers and a dog inside it. FML

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Kriyptic 8

Thursday 30 August 2012 8:45

At least the cop walked away and you didn't get arrested. Congrats on getting married though OP. Hopefully you have a great marriage.

Sunkissedgal 6

Thursday 30 August 2012 9:00

Now I see who wears the pants in the relationship.

BeautyOfGrac3 6

Friday 31 August 2012 3:10

At least ya gave him and good laugh? :)

charlieisawesome 4

Friday 31 August 2012 6:17

Hey I wouldn't think of it as fyl, it's just a hilarious story to tell :) congrats on marriage op

duravian 1

Friday 31 August 2012 19:48

How does that Even happen in a car... The pants switching that is..

laceylace 1

Friday 31 August 2012 22:08

This is literally the funniest thing ever!

Havin 19

Friday 31 August 2012 22:33

Too cute!

canzonetta 16

Friday 31 August 2012 23:36

haha! But your life doesn't suck, because you have a good story AND a skinny wife!

j3ebrules 13

Saturday 1 September 2012 3:50

Hey - congratulations! On not getting in real trouble!

MissD62012 0

Saturday 1 September 2012 17:14

Atleast he just laughed and walked off that be the funny story I tell my best friend

Nadeslos 4

Saturday 1 September 2012 20:08

That's a story to tell the kids :P

keyyoutee 2

Sunday 2 September 2012 16:14

Aww, how cute ^_^

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