Bragging
lastalittlelonger - 05/12/2009 09:07 - United States
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Remote sex
Anonymous - 05/02/2020 05:00 - Australia - Melbourne
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hmacy - 01/10/2017 01:30
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anonymous - 11/02/2012 05:57 - Canada
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Anonymous - 23/01/2010 16:09 - Australia
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hannieannie - 09/02/2016 21:51 - United Kingdom - Oxford
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princess - 17/03/2009 05:06 - Canada
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McKenna - 16/07/2011 04:10 - United States
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Knackered
bandeek - 23/10/2016 18:52
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No. Just… No.
none - 22/08/2013 04:27 - United States - San Antonio
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Don't care
grreeatttt - 31/01/2009 01:57 - United States
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Better get him some vitamins and some good exercise so he isn't wiped out after a couple minutes of belly slapping.
He wasn't cheating...he just has no stamina.
somepartsareme
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@13 Yes, it does. However, that's not what this FML is about.
it's clearly not about cheating. re-read maybe?
Flowergirrrl
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lol, you picked a winner!
That would be his fault, not yours.
he's like tea, hot n steamy done in two minutes
maybe he got you confused with his other girlfriend......it happens
Maybe it was meant for someone else?
Epic fail sex
perdix
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It was the hours of tedious conversation and begging before the two minutes and the humiliating apologizing and shame afterwards that really exhausted him. He was just trying to be polite.
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he's like tea, hot n steamy done in two minutes
He must of been doing the Swedish helicopter for those 2 minutes.