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microtech - 13/12/2011 17:33 - United States

Today, at the microbiology lab, I discovered that the guy who took the shift before me didn't sterilize the work space very well. I am now blowing chunks from both ends from a very nasty strain of E. Coli. My company blames me. FML

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startingover - 18/07/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, I was at work in a lab. I spent all day growing a large bacterial culture. I went to retrieve it, only to find that someone had turned the incubation shaker up too high, and my flask had flown off and shattered. Not only did I lose all my work, but now the whole room is a biohazard. FML

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MiserableGradStudent - 11/12/2017 01:30

Today, I was teaching my microbiology lab class as a graduate TA. Some dumbass frat boy dared his friend to drink a tube of E. coli and the idiot did it. Now everything in the lab is contaminated with vomit. FML

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badbowel - 31/01/2018 13:00 - United States - Utica

Today, I was sick from both ends at work. My boss wouldn't let me go home, and told me to borrow a pair of spare pants to change into. I suffered another bout of gastroenteritis and shit someone else's pants. FML

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Anonymous - 24/02/2012 02:24 - United States

Today, I was working as a paramedic when my patient's colostomy bag exploded all over me. I was covered in fecal matter, with 5 hours left on my shift. FML

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frenchy - 24/03/2009 05:47 - United States

Today, I work in a grocery store and a woman suffering from diarrhea somehow managed to get shit up and down two of the store aisles, then go to the ladies room and mess up the stall. I was the only one working trained in deal with bio-hazardous waste so I had to clean it up. FML

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Anonymous - 31/05/2020 20:00

Today, it was my first day as a pharm tech. Two hours into my shift, I came down with awful food poisoning, causing me to go to the restroom multiple times before eventually leaving. I'd filled multiple controlled substances today and can't help but think my coworkers are thinking I'm a drug addict. FML

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DogStew - 15/09/2019 20:00

Today, at work I had to spend 2 hours cleaning up stinky toilet water. Why? Because yesterday, I forgot to turn on the septic tank pumps. The tank overflowed, and so did all the toilets. My boss is not happy. FML

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Anonymous - 06/06/2015 04:20 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I have food poisoning. My boss told me that if I didn't come into work, I'd be fired. Not 30 minutes after sitting down, I sneezed and shat my pants. My boss still won't let me leave. FML

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mpfrost153 - 01/11/2021 12:00 - United States

Today, as if having diarrhea at work wasn’t bad enough, my office’s aggressively flushing toilet sprayed me with my own liquid shit. FML

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eirbear - 14/09/2018 18:30

Today, someone had explosive diarrhea in my bathroom at work and didn't clean it up. I'm the only woman in the office and I have only one toilet with no window or fan, so I have to leave the door open to air it out. It's right beside the canteen. Everyone will think it was me. FML

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stinkmeaner 3

Tuesday 13 December 2011 22:32

Thats why you should sterilize before you start your shift!!!

perdix 29

Tuesday 13 December 2011 22:41

Or about finding a job.

livvyroche 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 2:57

I hope that you get better soon! I'm sorry, thats really rotten luck...

f1nger 2

Wednesday 14 December 2011 3:09

lol I mis-read "shift"

cheergirl900 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 3:19

dont tell me to **** myself bitttcch.

soccerfreak889 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 3:22

from both ends!? FYL!

brrarm 17

Wednesday 14 December 2011 3:27

They should be blaming you. You HAVE to sterilize/decontaminate work space before you start even if assumed everyone follows the rules when they finish!

s752855 2

Wednesday 14 December 2011 3:39

Always disinfect your work area before doing anything, ydi

Calyx_fml 21

Wednesday 14 December 2011 4:09

Please don't flush it in the toilet or sink. That's how shit like that spreads.

ALLDAY88 8

Wednesday 14 December 2011 4:15

There's science to be done.

Crystal55621 19

Wednesday 14 December 2011 4:21

.............Anything that has to do with science makes my brain hurt....

Gigaboo 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 4:57

dont understand

MissRoxiie 12

Wednesday 14 December 2011 7:26

The op was working in a microbiology lab and the person who worked in there before her didnt clean the counter and the stuff so when op got there, she got exposed to all the nasty stuff the person didnt clean and she got sick....