Love Boring people

Boring people

Anonymous - 25/05/2016 07:53 - Australia - West Hoxton

Today, my coworker, who I'm secretly in love with, asked me what my plans for the weekend were. I thought she might have been about to ask me out, so I said that I had no plans. She then rolled her eyes and said that she hates talking to, "boring people who shut down every conversation starter." FML

13 498

1 661

The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

Misconstrued

DeeGirlMon - 03/08/2012 05:24 - Canada - Calgary

Today, the coworker I've had a crush on for the past few months asked me if I was busy Friday night. I was so excited, I immediately replied, "I thought you'd never ask!" He gave me a funny look and said, "Good, because I need you to take my shift." FML

27 672

6 065

boringhusband - 08/05/2016 14:29 - United States - Salisbury

Today, while at dinner with my wife, she asked me what was on my mind as I stared blankly at the window. "Nothing" was interpreted as, "We are boring, and can't stand each other." FML

10 740

1 534

Worthless Waste of Skin Who Hates Himself - 30/04/2016 12:59 - Georgia - Tbilisi

Today, I finally got the courage to talk to this coworker I like and ask her out for a coffee next door. She was dismissive, cold and rude, and filed a complaint with HR. FML

14 604

2 294

Plans

Anonymous - 20/03/2024 13:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife asked me what I wanted to do this weekend. It’s been so long since she asked, I froze up, unable to think of anything I might enjoy doing that she wouldn’t immediately say no to. It ended up the same as every weekend; we now have plans to go shopping, then visit her mother. FML

297

503

Crushgonewrong - 22/06/2016 21:42 - United States - Compton

Today, I told the cute girl in my office that she looked like she listened to country music, as an icebreaker. She blankly stared at me for what felt like forever, and responded with, "That's the worst thing you could say to a person," and walked away. She hasn't talked to me since. FML

9 469

12 922

Anonymous - 10/08/2019 02:00 - Germany - Wuppertal

Today, my coworker keeps loudly saying things like, "Oh, now THIS!" If I don't ask, "What?" she pouts. If I do ask, she tells me, at length and with very bad grammar, how every one of our colleagues and partners is either stupid, rude or out to get her. FML

1 632

184

Awkward pause

crazyclumzy - 04/02/2010 05:05 - Canada

Today, I had lunch with a coworker, and after having a good talk and enjoying each others company, we got up to leave. Right before we said goodbye, she looked me right in the face and, looking legitimately confused, said, "You know, I really don't understand why no one at work likes you." FML

33 143

2 771

Mixed signals

Mark - 27/03/2017 09:00 - United States - Knoxville

Today, I asked out a coworker I really like. She gave me a weird look and said, "You're not gay?" I said no, to which she said, "Well, I am". As it turns out, I was the only one who thought she was straight, and the only one who thought I was straight. FML

3 849

386

Hey

Anonymous - 27/05/2021 00:01 - Canada

Today, I decided to step out of my comfort zone and talk to my coworker because people have been saying I’m too shy. I say, "Hey" to a girl and she made fun of my voice. She’s the one who told me to talk more. FML

1 146

Lazy - 20/09/2009 12:03 - Australia

Today, I was at work and was trying to cheer up my stressed out manager by chatting. We were on the subject of sleeping in when I told her that I loved to be lazy and sleep in when I could. She looked up and down me and then answered, "I can see that." FML

31 773

10 142

TheMathMajor 26

Wednesday 25 May 2016 17:01

Oh, wow. What a rude thing to say. As a socially awkward person who hates small talk, I would be mortified if someone said that to me.

trucker2 33

Wednesday 25 May 2016 17:01

What a bitch.... Better fish out there... OP keep looking

toba122 12

Wednesday 25 May 2016 20:58

Wow. Why are you in love with her again?

iamdman 22

Wednesday 25 May 2016 21:07

next time someone you like asks that the appropriate response is "none I wouldn't break for the right person, but I'm..."

larkspur15 2

Wednesday 25 May 2016 21:33

Sounds like you could do much better than someone as unkind as she is.

OBUDDAYJOELPUTTY 12

Wednesday 25 May 2016 21:34

That just leaves one option left. And that option is to **** her right in the pussy.

BFHSL 5

Wednesday 25 May 2016 21:44

Now is that really the kind of person you want to be in "love" with?

littlekellilee 45

Wednesday 25 May 2016 21:48

From discovery to 2000 something, wasn't that hundreds of years?

DeadxManxWalking 27

Wednesday 25 May 2016 22:00

She asked you a question and you answered it!

SmittyJA24 26

Wednesday 25 May 2016 22:55

I once had a lady ask me the same question (re my "weekend plans") & I replied with "Well, I haven't worked through the details for Saturday night but I did figure on cooking breakfast for you Sunday morning." Yeah ... that worked.