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Anonymous - 05/01/2014 23:48 - United States - Cuyahoga Falls

Today, I downloaded a movie for my mom that she really likes, "When Harry Met Sally". When she loaded the file, we soon found out it was actually some kind of obscure porno billed as "When Harry Wet Sally". FML

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Anonymous - 30/01/2015 21:15 - United States - Chicago

Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my mom wanted to play it for family movie night. The movie was shit, but it got even worse halfway through, when it cut to hardcore porn and a text bar saying "umad?" Now I'm grounded, and my "friend" is a legend for his prank. FML

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Allabouttheporn - 22/12/2016 00:05

Today, at dinner, I was talking to my parents about a movie quote. I couldn't remember what movie it was from. Then I remembered. It was a porno. FML

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Broly171 - 01/10/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, I lent my parents a copy of "The Dark Knight", saying it was one of my favorite movies so they needed to watch it. A bit later my mom called... Apparently my roommate wanted to watch it as well, but couldn't find the case to his porno and decided to just use the Batman case instead. FML

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identitychangeplease - 19/09/2012 20:41 - Sweden - Nyn?shamn

Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

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Not coming out

HidenSeek - 08/05/2009 01:39 - United States

Today, my mom and I were watching this movie in which some girls start making out. My mother called them "sinners" claiming they'll "burn in hell twice". Then she said, "God doesn't like gays." I'm a lesbian. I picked out this movie as a way of coming out. FML

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Alone time

Anonymous - 21/10/2015 12:12 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, as I snuck downstairs for a midnight movie, I witnessed my dad "polishing his wand" to Harry Potter porn in the living room. FML

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Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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Nessa - 10/05/2017 15:00 - United States - Pomona

Today, my mom got out a camcorder she's had a while, saying that there were tapes of me from when I was a child. The first tape I put in was a porno starring her and her ex-boyfriend. FML

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monty - 09/03/2009 02:53 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML

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Tiana - 29/01/2012 02:34 - Canada

Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML

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Monday 6 January 2014 9:37

I can just imagine the "I'll have what she's having" restaurant scene!

ThatOneDrummer 8

Monday 6 January 2014 9:39

You should probably read things more carefully before downloading them.

ekwinoks 5

Tuesday 7 January 2014 1:05

Sounds better them "when Hairy met Sally".

monkeytater96 23

Tuesday 7 January 2014 1:44

Haha I did the same thing a few years ago. I wanted to watch devil wears prada. Yeah it was a porno devil wears nada. As a 13 year old, it was weird.

patchesOhoolihan 12

Tuesday 7 January 2014 2:08

The Bad News Bearasses was good, and cant forget The Longest Nards

ocramavaf 15

Tuesday 7 January 2014 4:11

looking it up right now, for research purposes to better understand how this mistake may have come to pass, fyl op, hopefully your mother liked it

ocramavaf 15

Tuesday 7 January 2014 4:13

once made a similar mistake with v for vendetta except this time the title matched

brenton490 19

Tuesday 7 January 2014 7:28

Reminds me of the time when I was about 8 and rented a movie called 008 from blockbuster and apparently it was a 007 porno.

FaygoAndMiracles 18

Tuesday 7 January 2014 13:18

YDI For not checking out the movie before showing it to her! It could have been a screamer, which, considering you are old enough to use FML, I'm guessing your Mom isn't exactly young, and would have been at a higher risk of having a heart attack if it had been!

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Tuesday 7 January 2014 14:57

If it was a misnamed file, FYL. If you didn't think to check the title, YDI.

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Tuesday 7 January 2014 18:10

Dude, I accidentally watched that (for about 30 seconds) 13 years ago when I was trying to watch the OTHER movie at my brother's apartment while he was gone. Talk about traumatizing to a Southern Baptist raised teenage girl LOL.