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ihpgolj - 18/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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Careless and carefree

Anonymous - 12/08/2022 07:00 - Romania

Today, when I crossed the street, I almost died because of a careless driver, but when I crossed it again on my way back, I got hit by a bicycle. FML

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Banana_Lord - 11/09/2015 23:50 - United Kingdom - Arbroath

Today, I rode my new bike for the first time. I made it less than 100 feet from my driveway before I was almost flattened by someone driving on the wrong side of the road. Upside: I managed to get out of the way. Downside: I did it by slamming my brand new, expensive bike into a wall. FML

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Shaun - 16/06/2009 02:13 - United States

Today, I rode my bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal for turning left. A car passing the opposite way veered towards me and attempted to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over my body and my bike is in two pieces. FML

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ramble ramble - 30/01/2014 20:55 - United States - Monroe

Today, I was taking a leisurely stroll through the woods in the nice cool weather, when a mountain biker came out of nowhere and tore past, barely missing me. As I counted my luck, another biker followed the first and crashed right into me. FML

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Tequila - 20/06/2011 16:12 - Netherlands

Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML

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magicman - 04/07/2012 09:04 - United States

Today, while riding my bike on the sidewalk, I came across a ladder. To avoid bad luck, I swerved around it into the street. I got hit by a car. FML

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Pokerking98 - 16/05/2009 18:44 - United States

Today, while biking, I got into a major crash with two cars. The cars were parked. FML

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me - 11/11/2010 18:11 - United States

Today, my friend and I were racing on our bicycles when my chain snapped. I went over the handlebars and slid, on my back, for about ten feet. FML

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Fight! Fight!

lumacsp - - United States

Today, I stopped at a light when someone crashed into my motorcycle, making me fall. The guy claimed it was my fault because I'd stopped too fast. I got really mad, so I attempted to spit on his face and was ready to start a fight when I noticed that I'd forgotten to lift the helmet visor. FML

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Idiots on bikes

Anonymous - 09/05/2012 18:50 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, as I pulled to a halt at a stop sign, a cyclist ripped through the air, slammed straight into my fender, and almost launched over my car. I ended up being cited for reckless driving. FML

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Stephai 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 12:03

Thats gotta hurt... You kinda deserve it though. You should always pay attention when you're riding a bike.

gingermonster16 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 12:08

What's biking without flipping over your handle bars ever so often?

Stephai 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 12:03

Thats gotta hurt... You kinda deserve it though. You should always pay attention when you're riding a bike.

gingermonster16 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 12:08

What's biking without flipping over your handle bars ever so often?

myfishisBOBA 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 12:09

LMAO ouch.

turbogirl 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 12:16

LOL ouch. You poor bugger It is easy to get distracted on your bike though. This is why you should drive lol

WateryAsh 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 12:18

Ouch, did you get hurt much? Poor thing. YDI though. Pay more attention next time ;)

UrRightFML 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 12:25

OWNED.

amy10 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 12:46

Don't feel good until your off the bike. YDI

FYLkid 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 13:17

What #2 said YDI though pay more attention

Guyoverhere 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 13:19

More like F the guy u hit YDI learn to bike

MK1029 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 13:58

Women cant bike. GET OF THE SIDEWALK!!! :P

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Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML

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Today, in art class, we made plaster masks. We were supposed to put Vaseline on our partner's face so the plaster didn't rip their facial hair out. My partner forgot to put it on my eye brows and eye lashes. My face is now completely hairless. FML

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Today, I saved a woman from drowning at a pool where I lifeguard, but when I got her out of the water she started screaming about sexual assault. Apparently I accidentally brushed her breasts when pulling her up and out of the water. She wants to sue me. FML

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Today, the power went out at school. As a senior, I don't show up until third period. When I got there, I signed in as usual. The office secretary waited until I signed in to tell me that if I hadn't, I wouldn't have to attend classes that day. Now I have to sit in class doing nothing. FML

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Today, my smoke alarm went off. In a frenzy, I called 9-1-1 and exited my house. Several minutes later a fire truck showed up. After investigating, one of the firemen informed me I needed to change the batteries in my smoke alarm. FML

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